Our 2020 Goat Rodeo Metaphor Continues

Posted on September 6, 2020 by

Just sayin’ that they found one of the boats that sank.

 

 

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19 Responses to Our 2020 Goat Rodeo Metaphor Continues

  1. Weird Dave says:
    September 6, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    I hope that’s a real picture. (Yes, I’m a bad person too.)

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  2. CalicoJack says:
    September 6, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Howdy y’all!

    You just can’t make this stuff up, can you? It is such a metaphor for the Trump era. They didn’t anticipate the size of the combined wakes of their boats and ended up swamping and capsizing each other! Jesus pass the whiskey, these people couldn’t vote twice even if they were told to.

    Huzzah!
    Jack

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  3. Dennis Cole says:
    September 6, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    I can’t stop laughing at this. KLAN OVERBOARD!

    Aaaannnnd……..the boats that sank were swamped in a normally-placid lake, under the weather conditions at the time. SWAMPED, by so many simultaneous wakes.

    SWAMPED by their own wakes; I count at least 3 good puns in there.

    (Can I say too bad nobody died? No? OK, then; I won’t say it. But we would have an excellent excuse to have a real wake. Or they would.)

    And who’s considered responsible for the cleanup? Here in CA, the boat-owner isn’t required to carry insurance for a boat that’s out on the water, only when it’s being trailered, as part of the owner’s auto insurance, but if it sinks, or causes damage to another vessel, or to property, or injury to other people, and if it needs to be retrieved, or salvaged, and it’s caused environmental harm from leaking fossil fuels, battery acids, or other harmful chemicals, then the owner IS responsible for cleanup costs, including the assessments of how much damage was caused, including OT by F & G Wardens, County Sheriffs, County DA Investigators, and the list goes on and on.

    Which is Empirical Evidence that proves the hypothesis that a boat is simply a hole in the water, made out of aluminum, fiberglass, wood, or a combination of what-have-you, into which you throw LOTS of Amero$$$

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  5. Oneofthebobs says:
    September 7, 2020 at 5:53 am

    The plane full of anarchists was the perfect distraction. Nobody saw our submarine coming!

    Liked by 4 people

  6. Bruce388 says:
    September 7, 2020 at 8:25 am

    Those floating soup cans worked better than expected.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Buttermilk Sky says:
    September 7, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Wankers aweigh!

    Liked by 4 people

  8. Vertalio says:
    September 7, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    More sinking ships leaving the rat.

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Dimitrios says:
    September 7, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Unfortunately, neither the KFC grease nor the Cheetos cheese dust washed out of their pores will improve their cognitive skills so that they change their vote to something which better aligns with their interests,

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