Exciting News From Captain Stupid!
Oh, did it ever make the news, lady:
“At least four boats sank at an event promoted as a Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis in Texas on Saturday.
“The Sheriff’s Office in Travis County received “multiple” calls of boats in distress starting at 12:15 p.m. local time… Firefighters pulled some people out of the water.”
UPDATE 1: Fox News(!) Reports!
UPDATE 2:
“After they were rescued, the boaters who had suffered the tragedy were fed at a nearby Fish-n-chips takeout joint, thereby fulfilling the prophesy from the Buybull, about apostles being rescued, and then how the throngs were fed by only a few loaves & fishes.
They could have had Cheddar Bay Biscuits, if they’d gone to
Dead, er, Red Lobster. Instead, it being Texas and all, they had to settle for Wonder Bread.LikeLiked by 1 person
First thing these distressed Goopers did was call on the Government for help.
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I have to admit, I LOL’d. Yes, I’m a bad person.
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Sit next to me, Donnah. — TG
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I pictured Capt. Biden looking through the periscope of his submarine – I’m not so good myself.
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“What a site to see at least three to four hundred boats. See if it make news today!”
Quite a “site”, alright. Literate as all get out. But it did maked the news.
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Didn’t take long for Nancy’s hair to be forgotten.
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Wanna bet alcohol was involved???
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That’s one of Brent Terhune’s best yet. Poor fellow. Losing his SS MAGAritaville like that. Heeee!
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The MAGA morons are going down with the Shit,
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Just now noticing Sully Sullenberger’s trashing of Trump, maybe he could give the boaters some tips on how to stay afloat.
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