Damage Control!

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Trump says he’s reversing decision to shutter Stars and Stripes newspaper

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump on Friday reversed a decision to cut funding to Stars and Stripes, a newspaper that has served American soldiers since the Civil War, in an announcement that came hours after the outlet’s demise was revealed
“The United States of America will NOT be cutting funding to @starsandstripes magazine under my watch,” Trump tweeted Friday. “It will continue to be a wonderful source of information to our Great Military!”

And of course, there’s no mention (and no one is asking Generalissimo Stupido el Magnifico) of who ordered it closed in the first place.

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10 Responses to Damage Control!

  1. sos says:

    Is it just me or is LDN considerably less stable than advertised?

    Liked by 3 people

  2. roket says:

    Drat. There goes about a foot of the Great Wall of Trump.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. FELINE MAMA says:

    Asshole in Chief sure has excellent Damage Control Writers/ Tweeters !!! YES, IN DEEDY !!!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. julesmomcat says:

    His aides must have told him how totally fucky his decision to close it, IS, and how many military votes it will cost him. So, he’s trying to reverse that negative.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. skinnydennis says:

    Vindictive little shit. Of course he’s tweeting how he saved S&S.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Dennis Cole says:

    And we all well know how he hates, Hates, HATES it, when he hears from his iades that, well, maybe, just maybe. there’s a possiblity that the swell idea he so recently hatched is already a foul-smelling egg, and perhaps, oh, we don’t really know, buuuuut……if you reconsidered, and then announced it as a reversal to some knuckleheaded know-nothing at the Pentagon, and his misguided own, personal, private policy decision, then we can pull your chestnuts outta the fire once again.

    And once spoken, it was DONE.

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  7. Dimitrios says:

    “Not on my watch will I allow my suggestion to terminate The Stars and Stripes to happen, thus alienating the entire military so they won’t vote for me. Now how do I turn my comment about Vietnam War veterans being suckers and the dead being losers into fake news?”

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  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I guess he found $15 million under the couch cushions. Or Kellyanne spent the whole day telling him how much of a shitstorm his “losers” and “suckers” comments caused. Damage control!


  9. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I have the utmost confidence that Lord Damp Nut will be just as effective at saving Stars and Stripes as he has been at saving the Post Office!


  10. According to CNN, it was Trump’s defense secretary to ordered Stars & Stripes to close down & Trump is “overriding” that decision. Like the secretary of defense made that decision on his own.


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