Just because…

Laughed my ass clean off.

(H/T Scissorhead D-Cap)

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20 Responses to Just because…

  1. sos says:

    It’s easy to laugh at small arms fire (don’t even startle the sheep). Just you wait until they roll out the heavy artillery, BAGS OF SOUP!!1!

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  2. roket says:

    The horror. The horror. Now let us pray that they never figure out how to operate a catapult or they’ll be flinging buckets of potato slop next.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Remember when Obama finished his time in office there was NO SOUP ON THE SHELVES!!!

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    One important fact to remember is that incoming rounds have the Right-of-Way.

    So have your tureens and ladles at the ready, because these attacks often occur without warning…

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  5. donnah says:

    I roared when I saw this. And someone tweeted, asking if there’s a three day wait period for minestrone.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    When cans of soup are outlawed, only outlaws will have cans of soup.

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  7. spotthedog says:

    “Are you happy to see me or is that a can of soup in your pocket?” – Mae West.

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  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    You can have my Heinz-57 when you take the spoon from my cold, dead fingers.

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  9. spotthedog says:

    An investigator reported the victim was cleaning his soup bowl when the tragic accident occurred.

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  10. tengrain says:

    (The Scissorheads are on FIRE! – spitball classics, ever one of ’em!)

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  11. Sirius Lunacy says:

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  12. Mary Ellen Sandahl says:

    Sure, sure, this was all fine back in 1789, when it took all day to make a hearty stock and you had to ladle by hand!
    And anyway, what part of “A well-regulated cucina” are we failing to understand??

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  13. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The Campbells are coming!


  14. beckymaenot says:

    Wait- I thought this was covered when they banned bump stocks. I guess they didn’t know we could make that stock stuff at home…


    • beckymaenot says:

      I mean- how long do you have to simmer your Walther with carrots, onions and celery before you can deploy it in the field? What if you use a 38 Special or a 357? Does a 10MM have to cook longer than a 9MM? Can I freeze my stock before launching a soup attack? Asking for a friend.


  15. Karla says:

    I tried to get through TSA with my bag of soup the other day and they wouldn’t let me through. “Too much liquid!” they cried.


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