Hey guys, remember that time the Narcissus Borealis sent everyone their stimulus check late because, dammit, he was gonna have the checks with his signature on them? (Rule 1: Always be closing!)
Now in Government Food Aid Boxes: A Letter From Donald Trump
Millions of Americans who are struggling to put food on the table may discover a new item in government-funded relief packages of fresh fruits and vegetables, dairy and meat: a letter signed by President Donald Trump.
The message, printed on White House letterhead in both English and Spanish, touts the administration’s response to the coronavirus, including aid provided through the Farmers to Families Food Box Program, a U.S. Department of Agriculture initiative to buy fresh food and ship it to needy families.
Christ on a Cracker, LDN addresses everyone in this letter, “Dear Family.” I’m amazed the phrase, Do me a favor does not appear, but he clearly is trying for some patronage.
Lord Damp Nut wants us to all be grateful for the crumbs he personally is flicking our way. What a shitheel.