Weather Expert
Noted meteorologist Lord Damp Nut is leaving the White House for a trip to Lake Charles, La., and Orange, Texas, to survey storm damage. So, golf Sunday?
And just for gits and shiggles, here’s a sampling of headlines from the storm-affected areas:
- The Courier (Houma, La.): “Laura victims may go weeks without power” …
- The Daily Advertiser (Lafayette, La.):“FLOODED ROADS, NO ELECTRICITY: Hurricane Laura’s impact lingers in south Louisiana”
- The News Star (Monroe, La.): “200K without water; storm death toll rises” … The Times (Shreveport, La.): “CLEANING UP”
- Fort Worth Star-Telegram: “No water, power for survivors of Laura”
- Houston Chronicle: “Houston just avoided nightmare scenario”
Maybe he’ll bring paper towels and advise leaf-raking?
If he does a flyover he can get in some golf on Saturday as well.
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Maybe he has a golf course there that he can “inspect” and demand money to repair?
Rgds,
TG
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It’ll all be okey-doke, he’s bringing his magic sharpie.
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Is Heckofajob Brownie available?
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I think Brownie is available to consult. — TG
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From what I’ve seen, his right arm’s a bit wonky lately, so he’ll be chucking those rolls of paper towels left-handed.
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Ah, the stroke, on the opposite side from normal.
(that was the side ma grandmère had, and it was a barrel of monkeys, and would explain a lot of LDN’s behavior.)
Rgds,
TG
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My company had a manufacturing plant on “Chemical Row” in Orange, TX and I had to go down there a few times.
One of the most horrible places I have ever been.
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Boy, there’s hurricanes, and then there’s hurricanes during Republican presidencies…
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A a rally visit by Suckface – just what they need!
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Sad to say I bet they gorged on it , , , cultville y’know
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