Trump to Survey Hurricane Damage, Haven’t They Suffered Enough?

Weather Expert

Noted meteorologist Lord Damp Nut is leaving the White House for a trip to Lake Charles, La., and Orange, Texas, to survey storm damage. So, golf Sunday?

And just for gits and shiggles, here’s a sampling of headlines from the storm-affected areas:

Maybe he’ll bring paper towels and advise leaf-raking?

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11 Responses to Trump to Survey Hurricane Damage, Haven’t They Suffered Enough?

  1. roket says:

    If he does a flyover he can get in some golf on Saturday as well.

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  2. MDavis says:

    It’ll all be okey-doke, he’s bringing his magic sharpie.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Is Heckofajob Brownie available?

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  4. donnah says:

    From what I’ve seen, his right arm’s a bit wonky lately, so he’ll be chucking those rolls of paper towels left-handed.

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    • tengrain says:

      Ah, the stroke, on the opposite side from normal.

      (that was the side ma grandmère had, and it was a barrel of monkeys, and would explain a lot of LDN’s behavior.)

      Rgds,

      TG

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  5. glitterbug says:

    My company had a manufacturing plant on “Chemical Row” in Orange, TX and I had to go down there a few times.

    One of the most horrible places I have ever been.

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  6. Nangleator says:

    Boy, there’s hurricanes, and then there’s hurricanes during Republican presidencies…

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  7. julesmomcat says:

    A a rally visit by Suckface – just what they need!

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