Junior Mints: Master Thinker!

Junior Mints is as bright as he looks

It seems Junior Mints is trying to get out the vote:

Don Jr. robocall urges supporters to vote by mail

Donald Trump Jr. is urging voters to cast absentee ballots in robocalls detected across the nation Wednesday — even as his father continues to rail against widespread mail-in voting.

The robocalls, which reference this week’s Republican National Convention have been deployed in 13 states — Arizona, Florida, Iowa, New Mexico, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Virginia, Georgia, Texas and Maine — all states the Trump campaign is targeting. They indicate that either the Trump campaign or Republican National Committee has already mailed absentee-ballot requests to those being called.

“President Trump is counting on you to make a plan to return your absentee ballot request. Voting absentee is a safe and secure way to guarantee your voice is heard,” Trump Jr. says in the calls. “Help President Trump make America great again by joining him in being an absentee voter this year.”

These mooks are not very good at Big Evil Plans.

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6 Responses to Junior Mints: Master Thinker!

  1. sos says:

    Whelp. I did not see this coming, they have certainly outwitted me.

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  2. roket says:

    The Lying Liars Do As I Say, Not As I Do Club can easily absorb this pretzel logic. They will vote absentee but they will tell everyone else they must vote in person. Including their next of kin. But don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret.

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  3. R White says:

    All that effort and yet daddy still doesn’t love him. lol

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  4. Frank McCormick says:

    Ah, but Junior is talking about ABSENTEE ballots and not MAIL-IN ballots.

    And, yes, I know that there is no difference, but Trump has been trying to convince his rubes that there is one.

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  5. julesmomcat says:

    “Trump Jr. says in the calls “Help President Trump make America great again” So — by adopting his 2016 campaign slogan, he’s openly admitting that he has FAILED in his job of making America great again, during these first four years. And we should give him another four years to emulate his current performance? I don’t think so.

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