News That Will Drive You To Drink

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It’s a Q-Spiracy, I tells ya!

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14 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Crap I forget is ’17 Flags’ code for ‘Start the Uprising’ or ‘Tomorrow is Laundry Day”?

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  2. MDavis says:

    You ever get the feeling that someone has taken something you’ve told them wrong and that no way will you get them to understand that?
    Like telling a kid that you’re trying to teach driving to “don’t forget to use your mirrors to back up when you can’t see behind you by turning” and getting “got it! Never back up because you can’t see behind you!” (That’s an actual one, btw)
    Somehow, that popped into my head just now. I can’t imagine how I received that message.

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  3. purplehead says:

    Hmmmm. The number 17….
    -The number of flames emanating from the grenade cap-badge of the Grenadier Guards.
    -The number of syllables in a haiku (5 + 7 + 5)
    -In the Nordic countries the seventeenth day of the year is considered the heart and/or the back of winter
    -In Italian culture, the number 17 is considered unlucky. When viewed as the Roman numeral, XVII, it is then changed anagrammatically to VIXI, which in the Latin language translates to “I lived”, the perfect implying “My life is over.”
    -Some species of cicadas have a life cycle of 17 years
    -The number to call police in France
    -The declared percentage alcohol content (by volume) of Baileys Irish CreamThe flight number of —Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 which was shot down on 17 July 2014
    -The record number of concerts performed in a single year at Madison Square Garden by the band Phish in 2017
    -Force 17, a special operations unit of the Palestinian Fatah movement
    -The record number of concerts performed in a single year at Madison Square Garden by the band Phish in 2017
    -Described at MIT as ‘the least random number’, according to the Jargon File. This is supposedly because in a study where respondents were asked to choose a random number from 1 to 20, 17 was the most common choice.
    -The fear of the number 17 is called ‘heptadecaphobia’ or ‘heptakaidekaphobia’
    -According to Leon Kass, 17 has some significant meaning (as yet not known exactly) in the book of Genesis.
    Oh.

    Which message do they mean???

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    “Q” is the 17th letter of the alphabet! I gave you guys a clue in my fist comment, but I guess you all failed the test. Alas, and alack, and so forth. Now, if anyone wants to know what the 34th letter of your ABCs, and your DEFs, and your GEE! to your ZEE! and 8 more.
    ЪШдңдҤթ

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  5. Seventeen flags to the left of me, seventeen flags to the right, here I am , stuck in the middle with trump”

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      “Seventeen flags to the left of me, seventeen flags to the right, here I am , stuck in the EXTREME RIGHT with trump”

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  6. spotthedog says:

    We were told there would be no math (my apologies for stealing that line from someone else here).

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