Tonight on The RNC Looser-Pa-Looza

Posted on August 26, 2020 by tengrain

(H/T Scissorhead K-N-K)

Get your red, white, and blue cilices on because tonight is Mother and Mike Pence’s turn in the barrel.

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11 Responses to Tonight on The RNC Looser-Pa-Looza

  1. brucedesertrat says:
    August 26, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    So, one-eyed snake-handling’s on the menu?

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  2. donnah says:
    August 26, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Not watching. I enjoyed the Democrat’s convention a lot because it affirmed my belief in the goodness of people and hope for our future under Joe Biden. I don’t need the hate and vitriol of Trump’s clan. I’m already enraged over their defilement of the White House and unspeakable acts of hypocrisy in what I’ve read avout it.

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  3. Czippie L'Shimp says:
    August 26, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    I would rather chew broken glass

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    • tengrain says:
      August 26, 2020 at 4:06 pm

      The Angry Samoans had a song back in the day about how they’d rather chew on a razor blade or give head to King Kong. That lyric always stayed with me.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  4. Dennis Cole says:
    August 26, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    I wonder if Jr. Mintz has plans on sharing his stash, so to speak, with our honorous VP, you know, to liven things up a bit. Look what it did for Kimmy’s mood, after all, and the sensation it caused!
    And speaking as someone who has empirical evidence and experience to draw from, gained through close observation, (they were doing it right under my very nose, after all!), I can tell you that Jr’s use of whatever stimulant was involved was highly moderated (swidt?) by copious and judicious amounts of alcohol, hence the droopy eyes, and an excitability level of less than eleven.

    I even estimated that the Power of Kim was remotely charging everyone’s cell phones 6 rows back.

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  5. tengrain says:
    August 26, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Guys – I tried to turn on the RNC and saw BS Barbie and clicked it off before my soul left my body.

    It was close.

    Rgds,

    TG

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:
    August 26, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    I suspect Pence would be more into the pool boy.

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  7. spotthedog says:
    August 27, 2020 at 5:30 am

    I read somewhere that JerFaljr was originally scheduled to speak but decided he’d rather just watch.

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  8. Fran Rossi Szpylczyn says:
    August 27, 2020 at 5:40 am

    I spit out my coffee when I read this one! Perfect!

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  9. paul fredine says:
    August 27, 2020 at 6:27 am

    i know spouses usually attend but she had to walk him out like it was a toddlers first day of school? hell, even LDN was able to shuffle out without someone holding his hand. maybe she was afraid he’d be attacked by some lusting sinful woman on the way and the secret service just wouldn’t be able to fend her off. next time arm them with crosses instead of guns.

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