News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 25, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs

Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is whinging about, well, what exactly:

Keeping 6-feet apart from people you are not sheltering-in-place with is not de-populating the earth, but it might be lowering sexual assaults, Josh.  Unless that’s what you mean, of course.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. spotthedog says:
    August 25, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    I have a suspicion he was being told to “back off” before Covid came along.

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  2. Oneofthebobs says:
    August 25, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    We should have started depopulating before this guy showed up.

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  3. Martin Pollard says:
    August 25, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    He’s one of those who I wish would be at least 6 feet away from me… straight down.

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  4. Perturbation says:
    August 25, 2020 at 7:10 pm

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  5. roket says:
    August 26, 2020 at 8:14 am

    For the purpose of this doublethink experiment, one must completely ignore the existence or concept of personal space. Therefore, Josh Bernstein has no personal space.

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  6. Sirius Lunacy says:
    August 26, 2020 at 9:53 am

    NOT practicing social distancing during a pandemic is a MUCH more effective way to depopulate the earth.

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  7. MDavis says:
    August 26, 2020 at 10:27 am

    This asshole again.

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