Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on August 25, 2020 by tengrain

(H/T @NamelessCynic of the Tweetering device)

GROANNNN!

I’m going to have to create a new category for Dad Jokes, aren’t I?

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15 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  1. Dennis Cole says:
    August 25, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    And despite what anyone else may tell you, alcohol IS a solution…

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  2. David L Keller says:
    August 25, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    I went to the restaurant on the Moon. Didn’t like it. Well, I should clarify. The food was fine, but there was no atmosphere.

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonald says:
    August 25, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Mock Paper Scissors ‘n’ Dad Jokes!!

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  4. Redhand says:
    August 25, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    This is a worthy category.

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  5. Redhand says:
    August 25, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    I’ll just throw this out there for fun. Instant Dad joke.

    Many years ago my young son and I were talking when he asked me out of the blue, “Dad, why do black people say ‘aks’ instead of ask?” See, African-American Vernacular English, which notes “Use of metathesized forms like aks for ‘ask’ or graps for “grasp”.

    I had noticed this myself but had no answer. So I paused, then said, “I don’t know Son, why don’t you aks them?”

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  6. Fran Rossi Szpylczyn says:
    August 26, 2020 at 5:08 am

    I went to the Air and Space Museum just to appreciate the open spaces and to breath it all in! GROANN

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  7. donnah says:
    August 26, 2020 at 7:31 am

    When my middle son was younger, he used to crack jokes that were smart and funny. I read aloud from the newspaper that Barbra Streisand had her nose insured for a million dollars and he said, “Oh, she’ll probably blow it.”

    And we passed a new billboard advertising a scuba diving school, and he said, “Yeah, I heard they’re going under.”

    And he’s not even a dad!

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  8. Robert Mcneilly says:
    August 26, 2020 at 8:24 am

    What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
    Homeless

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