(H/T @NamelessCynic of the Tweetering device)
I’m going to have to create a new category for Dad Jokes, aren’t I?
And despite what anyone else may tell you, alcohol IS a solution…
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And if you’re not part of the solution, then you must be part of the precipitate.
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GROANNN! – TG
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I went to the restaurant on the Moon. Didn’t like it. Well, I should clarify. The food was fine, but there was no atmosphere.
GROANNNN! – TG
I went to that restaurant too. The special was Frog Legs. I can’t eat them.
They make me jumpy.
Mock Paper Scissors ‘n’ Dad Jokes!!
This is a worthy category.
I’ll just throw this out there for fun. Instant Dad joke.
Many years ago my young son and I were talking when he asked me out of the blue, “Dad, why do black people say ‘aks’ instead of ask?” See, African-American Vernacular English, which notes “Use of metathesized forms like aks for ‘ask’ or graps for “grasp”.
I had noticed this myself but had no answer. So I paused, then said, “I don’t know Son, why don’t you aks them?”
I have noticed white people are pretty pacific in their use of the language.
That was my high school geometry teacher’s pronunciation. No damn wonder I’m not rich.
I went to the Air and Space Museum just to appreciate the open spaces and to breath it all in! GROANN
When my middle son was younger, he used to crack jokes that were smart and funny. I read aloud from the newspaper that Barbra Streisand had her nose insured for a million dollars and he said, “Oh, she’ll probably blow it.”
And we passed a new billboard advertising a scuba diving school, and he said, “Yeah, I heard they’re going under.”
And he’s not even a dad!
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
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