There is No Republican Party, There Is Only Trump

Will anyone claim the body?

Christ on a cracker: The RNC announced that Republicans have no platform:

RESOLVED, That the Republican Party has and will continue to enthusiastically support the President’s America-first agenda;

RESOVLVED, That the 2020 Republican National Convention will adjourn without adopting a new platform until the 2024 Republican National Convention;

RESOLVED, That the 2020 Republican National Convention calls on the media to engage in accurate and unbiased reporting, especially as it relates to the strong support of the RNC for President Trump and his Administration; and

RESOLVED, That any motion to amend the 2016 Platform or to adopt a new platform, including any motion to suspend the procedures that will allow doing so, will be ruled out of order.

Trump = Republicans and vice-versa.


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13 Responses to There is No Republican Party, There Is Only Trump

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Turns out they’re not much for adopting…………unless it’s kiddy sex-slaves procured and provided by You-know-who, and Giselle what’s-her-face.

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  3. Steve-O says:

    So their plan is continued fuck ups regarding Covid-19, mass unemployment, Russian bounties on American Servicemen, the impending housing crisis, damn… there is just to much to mention.
    I endorse their platform of no platform.

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  4. donnah says:

    If any actual Republicans still exist, they should be crapping their pants. No platform? No guidelines, no plans for a second term? So essentially the GOP is saying Trump can continue to run the country as his gut tells him, without any restraint or restrictions at all. And his cult members will support this fully.

    Jesus, what the actual hell is happening?

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    • julesmomcat says:

      The Rethuglikans see ushering in Trump’s dictatorship as their road to total, forever control of this country. Kiss democracy “Bye-bye!”

      Liked by 2 people

  5. roket says:

    I suppose it’s needless to update a platform that has worked so well for them. As a reminder, here’s a recap of the 2016 platform.

    Destroy the Constitution
    Rape the Environment
    Defund Government
    Destroy the Social Safety Net
    Destroy the Economy

    They’ve only just begun.

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  6. sos says:

    Since policy is too advanced for them it’s no wonder that (an easily ignored) 2020 platform would be too much for their feeble minds to grasp.

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  7. robginchicago says:

    The RNC retained verbatim, Trump’s 2016 platform. These morons copied, cut and pasted their 2016 platform as their 2020 platform, keeping in the 2020 platform text a slam against the “current Administration” for exceeding its Constitutional Authority, brazenly violating the separation of powers, and seeking to divide America into groups and turn citizen against citizen.

    The RNC went on to declare that they would rule “out of order” any attempt to change the 2020 platform, unless those changes are advanced by Trump himself.

    If Irony is not dead, it’s seriously wounded and on life support.

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    • MDavis says:

      I dunno, that part of the platform seems to be on point.
      calling out the “current Administration” for
      exceeding its Constitutional Authority (sounds good to me)
      brazenly violating the separation of powers (they definitely have a point)
      seeking to divide America into groups and turn citizen against citizen (it’s their favorite move)


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  9. Perturbation says:

    The platform is: whatever Trump happens to be bloviating about that day.

    Best not to put anything in writing. That only makes it easier for the Fake News to discover that we were not, in fact, always at war with Eastasia.

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  10. MDavis says:

    “Trump releases a largely detail-free agenda for a second term.”
    It’s from the NYT, apparently, though I saw it through MSN
    Here’s the list of “President Trump: Fighting for You!”
    * promises of millions of new jobs
    * “hold China fully accountable for allowing the virus to spread around the world.”
    * “Return to normal in 2021”
    * “Drain the Globalist Swamp by Taking on International Organizations That Hurt American Citizens.”


  11. paul fredine says:

    well, i guess that’s the reason he could never out-rightly answer ‘what’s your agenda?’ when asked. he couldn’t remember. no surprise since he can’t recall what he’s said from one day (minute? second?) to the next and that was 3+ years ago.


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