2024

I’ll say.

Gird yer loins, Scissorheads, the NYTimes tells us that Junior Mints has aspirations:

“…Trump Jr. does not want to go back to the way things were before. He has been electrified, and transformed, by his father’s presidency. He has largely given up the duties that go along with his title as an executive vice president of the Trump Organization in exchange for full-time politics.”

And besides, he finished watching the Teletubbies marathon. Do continue.

“Now, as he works to secure a second term for Trump this November, Trump Jr. is also thinking about his own political future. He is wagering that by going all in on his father’s presidency and the tribal passions it has unleashed, he can claim his own durable place in American politics — that whether his father leaves the White House in 2021 or 2025, the answer to what comes after Trump will be more Trump.”

I’m going to find a serene place to contemplate Dawgs ineffable plan, because you know that Possum Hollar is going to go in big for Mints. He’s the play date that they all dream of:

“He says whut Ah’m not thinkin’, y’all know whut Ah mean?”

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5 Responses to 2024

  1. Redhand says:

    His hubris is matched only by his colossal stupidity, and criminality. Perpahs a few well-deserved post-election federal indictments will curb his enthusiasm.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    We’ve also read about Ivanka’s presidential aspirations. This could get bloody. And amusing.

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  3. It’s Arrested Development, the Dark Reboot

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    “He has largely given up the duties that go along with his title as an executive vice president of the Trump Organization in exchange for full-time politics.”

    Well, then………who the fuck is minding the store? Otto? Otto pilot? Can’t say I blame the guy, reading the Business Sections of the papers, and Forbes, and Financial Times, almost every single tRump property is in financial difficulty, due to the Coronavirus, and the downturn in the economy. I’m sure there were some infusions from the PPP, but that won’t be sufficient to stave the wolves from the door.
    So, sitting in self-judgement, and concluding he’s every bit the savvy businessman as his father, why, the same must be true of his political acumen.

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