The Horror, The Horror, Cont.

Trump Crime Family: The Next Generation

From the Trump website (no link for obvious reasons):

Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. announced the list of speakers for this week’s historic Republican National Convention. Over four nights, President Trump’s 2020 Convention will honor the great American story, the American people that have written it, and how President Donald J. Trump’s Make America Great Again agenda has empowered them to succeed. The Convention will stream live all week from Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Twitch, and Amazon Prime.

Monday speakers include:
Senator Tim Scott (R-SC)
House Republican Whip Steve Scalise (LA-01)
Representative Matt Gaetz (FL-01)
Representative Jim Jordan (OH-04)
Former Ambassador Nikki Haley
Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel
Georgia State Representative Vernon Jones
Amy Johnson Ford
Kimberly Guilfoyle
Natalie Harp
Charlie Kirk
Kim Klacik
Mark and Patricia McCloskey
Sean Parnell
Andrew Pollack
Donald Trump, Jr.
Tanya Weinreis

Tuesday speakers include:
First Lady Melania Trump
The Honorable Mike Pompeo
Senator Rand Paul (R-KY)
Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds
Florida Lieutenant Governor Jeanette Nuñez
Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron
Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi
Abby Johnson
Jason Joyce
Myron Lizer
Mary Ann Mendoza
Megan Pauley
Cris Peterson
John Peterson
Nicholas Sandmann
Eric Trump
Tiffany Trump

Wednesday speakers include:
Vice President Mike Pence
Second Lady Karen Pence
Senator Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
Senator Joni Ernst (R-IA)
South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem
Representative Dan Crenshaw (TX-02)
Representative Elise Stefanik (NY-21)
Representative Lee Zeldin (NY-01)
Former Acting Director of National Intelligence Richard Grenell
The Honorable Kellyanne Conway
The Honorable Keith Kellogg
Jack Brewer
Sister Dede Byrne
Madison Cawthorn
Scott Dane
Clarence Henderson
Ryan Holets
Michael McHale
Burgess Owens
Lara Trump

Thursday speakers include:
President Donald J. Trump
The Honorable Ben Carson
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR)
House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy (CA-23)
Representative Jeff Van Drew (NJ-02)
The Honorable Ivanka Trump
The Honorable Ja’Ron Smith
Ann Dorn
Debbie Flood
Rudy Giuliani
Franklin Graham
Alice Johnson
Wade Mayfield
Carl and Marsha Mueller
Dana White

Did you notice the honorifics for the definitely un-honorable people? That really takes a lot of brass.

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18 Responses to The Horror, The Horror, Cont.

  1. They should rename the Rose Garden the Mos Eisley Memorial Rose Garden…truly a hive of scum and villany.

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  2. sos says:

    Madison Cawthorn is certain to love, love, love the handicap stylings of LDN!

    And, Franklin Graham now with 90% more pants!

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  3. Perturbation says:

    I know Michael Flynn is busy lately, but no Roger Stone?? Stone can take over Flynn’s smash hit “LOCK HER[HIM] UP!” chant from 2016.

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  4. Karla says:

    Don’t watch in real time. LDN wants his ratings to be better than Biden’s.

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  5. Betty (I’m assuming it’s front pager Betty Cracker) over at Balloon Juice has dubbed this the “Fyre Festivus”

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  6. angry spittle says:

    Scoundrels all……..dirty rotten scoundrels…..

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  7. buckobear says:

    … and via special twit link: Herman Cain. !!

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  8. spotthedog says:

    No gun-toting McClodskys? They’ve been talked-up to be there, did they never find their shoes in that mansion?

    And where mah bros; Lev & Igor?!

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    • spotthedog says:

      Ah never mind I see McClodskys finally. Old eyes not so good, at first I thought I saw Buck Owens listed.

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      • tengrain says:

        We have no idea what monster-talent musical acts they’ve booked, but I’m guessing a few theaters in Branson MO will be empty. Maybe the midwest rockeets will hoof it over to the RNC. Or those bald knob cloggers or sumpin’.

        Rgds,

        TG

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  9. Bill Warner says:

    Nice to see that Jr Mint’s emotional support cougar will be speaking

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