The Art of the Deal Prznint

Trump in Puerto Rico: The quicker fucker-upper

Former Homeland Security chief of staff Miles Taylor confirms to MSNBC that Hair Füror asked about selling Puerto Rico:

“One time before we went down he told us, not only did he want to purchase Greenland, he actually said he wanted to see if we could sell Puerto Rico, could we swap Puerto Rico for Greenland, because, in his words, Puerto Rico was dirty and the people were poor.”

Lord Damp Nut is a racist disgrace, and his grubby, short, orange fingers on the Resolute Desk is an insult to decent Americans everywhere. Hell, it is an insult to Humanity.

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7 Responses to The Art of the Deal Prznint

  1. Does he understand that the people of Greenland (almost all Inuit) are (to him!) as foreign (ie ‘brown’) as the people of Puerto Rico? I wonder if he thought it was all tall blond members of the Swedish Greenland Bikini Team??

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  2. Buttermilk Sky says:

    At this point, I think the people of Puerto Rico would like to swap the US for Denmark.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Bet he sucked at playing Monopoly too.

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  4. another kiwi says:

    Gonna be a classic moment at the negotiating table when Lord Dampnut asks the Danes if they speak English and they say “Yes, do you?”

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  5. MDavis says:

    “… and his grubby, short, orange fingers on the Resolute Desk …”
    Yeah, can I just say ewww.

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    • MDavis says:

      Oh, man – that should have clicked in about 1:38… I guess I clicked the wrong “copy URL at address” button.
      AC’s a picnic if you can go back and correct your comment.

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