News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has solved all of our voting fraud problems:

  • The voting age should be raised to 25.
  • All voters should have 2 IDs.
  • All voters must have proof of income.

He’s just a one-man Jim Crow, ain’t he?

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. All voters should have 2 IDs.

    Well, how else are yah gonna vote twice?

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  2. Infidel753 says:

    It’s always easy to contrive proposed voter restrictions that would skew the electorate toward one’s own side. Can I play too? Given the complexity of the modern world, voting should be limited to those who can show proof of a college degree — and from a real accredited college or university, not the Ezekiel Hictard School of Baaable Studies. A test of basic science literacy might be a good idea too. Just enough to show, say, basic understanding of evolution and climate change.

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    Gotta have a bankroll to vote. There’s a novel idea. I guess History isn’t a rethug strong point.


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