America Asks: Can Cain Still Deliver Pizzas?

So this happened last night:

I screenshot it incase Herman Cain deleted the tweet from the great beyond. I imagine where’er Ol’ Herm is, it’s hotter than one of his pizzas.

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24 Responses to America Asks: Can Cain Still Deliver Pizzas?

  1. “I said NINE NINE NINE not Six Six Six!!!*

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  2. spotthedog says:

    Apparently the life-changing event of death didn’t teach Herman anything; no second thoughts, no reflection on what it was all about or “what-if’s”, nothing. Dead Herman proves Republicans just can’t learn from their mistakes.

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  3. hey, don’t blame us. We wouldn’t even eat the guy’s PIZZAS.

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  4. Oneofthebobs says:

    Makes death seem a bit less profound, doesn’t it?

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  5. roket says:

    Death becomes him. Quick, someone ask him how Elvis is doing.

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  6. tengrain says:

    I love the Scissorheads most of all.

    That is all.

    TG

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    OUTSTANDING!!! Rarely have I seen such pithy comments! (Sorry about the lisp.)

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  8. NorKid says:

    So the russians are sending the Zombie Twitter Hordes after us?

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  9. MDavis says:

    Someone did change the name on that account. It now says “The Cain Gang”.
    No doubt they have been posting for him for a while. Like Herman could tweet all by himself.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      It almost does sound like “Cain of fools…”

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    • paul fredine says:

      they’re now saying the posts were made by cain’s daughter because she knew this is what her father would want. who said ouija boards were fake?

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      • MDavis says:

        So weird and warped – goes with the tweet, and it is a sort of twisted affirmation of idiocy.
        Is it true that, whenever her daddy wanted to make a point, he used the same strawman. Doesn’t the tweet show tRump being nuts and then claim it proves that the Biden campaign is nuts? Yeah, sounds about right.

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      • Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

        Heh. I wonder if NutMeg McMaverick wishes she’d thought of it first.

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  10. donnah says:

    Frankly, I’m impressed by his cell service. I can barely get any reception from my basement.

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  11. Bruce388 says:

    As seen on Twitter:

    Herman Cain: “There is no virus.”

    Virus: “There is no Herman Cain.”

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  12. Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

    I’m not on the Tweeter, and don’t wanna be. Still, I’m old enough to be disappointed if nobody else responded with anything along the lines of:

    Aaaah! A g-g-g-g-ghost!

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