Comrade Stupid’s BFF, Russian President Vladimir ‘pooty-poot’ Putin announced that Russia has beaten the rest of the world in the race to find a Trump-Virus vaccine. The vaccine has not gone to clinical trials and has only been tested on maybe a dozen people, one of whom is allegedly his daughter.
Prediction: Roll-up your sleeve, Ivanka, you are gonna be our lab rat!
Anyway, like a common Trump, Putin has not shown any of his work: no data on safety, no data on efficacy. Nothing. Trust Pooty, why would he lie?
Also like a common Trump, Putin has already branded the vaccine: Sputnik-V. Cute, huh? A cold-war race!
Putin, like his mango-hued protogé, is a liar, and all he wants to do here is to appear to be winning, not actually winning. Just like Comrade Trump, Putin doesn’t give a rat’s ass about public health. But he’d love it if a certain insecure beta male went off the rails. Or rather, more off the rails.
Trump-Virus vaccines are the new cold war.
We are opening the betting windows so get your Quatloos together: Russia’s announcement is going to make Prznint Stupid go buggy again, and he’s going to start making unprovable announcements on progress.