News That Will Drive You To Drink

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein solves the Mount Trumpmore problem:

  1. was Joshie speaking metaphorically or was he really planning on hiring a mohel to do the snip? I’m strangely sanguine with this possibility.
  2. If not, I suggest pebbles, not boulders.
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15 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. spotthedog says:

    Shorter version; “bust – his balls”.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. w3ski4me says:

    I’ve been saying since this started, “put him on the slag pile”, what better place for a few insignificant pebbles?


  3. Stony Pillow says:

    Paging Joni Ernst…

    Liked by 4 people

  4. Steve-O says:

    tRump’s balls?
    How is anyone getting them back from Putin?

    Liked by 4 people

  5. Walking glory hole sez what?

    Liked by 3 people

  6. sos says:

    Either his signature or his brains


  7. osirisopto says:

    He doesn’t need to hire a Mohel. I’ll do the job for free.

    I’ve got some rusty toenail clippers in the garage.


  8. Perturbation says:

    I’m sure there’s already a little shroom or two growing on that peak. Call ’em Trumps and call it a day.

    Liked by 4 people

  9. Dennis Cole says:

    If it does happen, (and somehow I’m afraid it will,) then do you suppose Marky Faceberg will allow them to be the first pair to be prominently displayed on FB? Because once I posted a pic of a pair of “Bull-nutz” dangling form a barbed-wire fence, and they were obviously that, but it got banned. And so did I, but it was just for a day.


  10. vertalio says:

    Well, if his head cannot be put with the four other great Presidents, as the rock is either filled already or too unstable, can we carve his monumental ass on the back side of that mountain?
    Maybe Biden can promise to get to that at one of the debates.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. robginchicago says:

    And therein lies our problem, possum hollar mistakenly conflates balls with brains, and then makes matters even worse by conflating assholes with balls.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. paul fredine says:

    hopefully once he gets them handed to him on nov. 3rd (plate optional) he’ll no longer need them, but who’ll notice? i’m fairly sure melania hasn’t seen them in years.


  13. roket says:

    What balls? Why would someone want to carve golf balls in Mt. Rushmore?


  14. ming says:

     Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone


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