Excitement at the White House

Hi-energy Stable Jenius

I curse the dedication and professionalism of the Secret Service every day since January 21, 2017:

President Donald Trump abruptly departed a Monday evening briefing, telling reporters upon his return that Secret Service had shot a “suspect” outside the White House. Near the start of the briefing, a Secret Service agent approached the president at the podium, ushering him out of the room and into the Oval Office. While the president was away, the briefing room was placed under lockdown. Upon his return a few minutes later, Trump informed reporters that the Secret Service had shot someone outside the fence, but that the situation was under control.

Regrettably, he soon returned.

Trump said the person, whose condition remains unknown, had been taken to the hospital. “I feel very safe with Secret Service, they’re fantastic people,” Trump said. “They just wanted me to step aside for a little while to make sure that everything was cleared outside.” Trump said further details would come in a later press briefing.

And he soon returned to form:

 

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4 Responses to Excitement at the White House

  1. roket says:

    Here’s some icing on the cake. Two law enforcement sources told CNN that the wounded person was unarmed. Good to know they have a plan in place to protect the President but not a plan in sight to protect the citizens. Priorities.

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  2. sos says:

    I still haven’t forgiven (them) for March 30, 1981

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  3. sos says:

    Excitement at the White House ?
    Do you mean Excrement?

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    What happened to the partying, don’t give a shit Secret Service agents in the Obama years?

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