Claim Chowder is Served

The New York Post reports:

“President Trump on Sunday denied reports that the White House contacted the governor of South Dakota about carving his face into Mount Rushmore.”

But here’s the money shot:

“This is Fake News by the failing New York Times & bad ratings CNN. Never suggested it although, based on all of the many things accomplished during the first 3 1/2 years, perhaps more than any other Presidency, sounds like a good idea to me!”

So, yeah, he really said it. That’s your claim  chowder right there.

I still maintain that duct taping him to the side of a rock  on a mountain is a fine idea, especially if there is an eagles nest nearby.

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12 Responses to Claim Chowder is Served

  1. roket says:

    In all honesty, it should be carved in orange stone wherever that may be. Preferably sandstone. But if someone wants to waste their time in carving his likeness, I recommend adding it to Stone Mountain with the other traitors.

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  2. sos says:

    Stupid eagle, should have gone for the jugular.

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    So he’s calling Kristi Noem a liar. Works for me.

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  4. osirisopto says:

    TG that’s terrible. How dare you.

    Poisoning eagles is illegal.

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  5. If eagles are going to eat his liver, they’ll need something a lot stronger than a nice chianti to wash it down. Prometheus suffers more by association with LDN, and he’s already suffered enough. An appropriate tribute to all he’s accomplished in this ~3.5 years would be his face engraved into the bowls of public toilets in New York City, especially effective for people with constipation.

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  6. MDavis says:

    I pity anyone who was inadvertently named Donald before this chowder head appeared on the national stage.

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  7. Perturbation says:

    Like he wasn’t the one who suggested it in the first place. “Many people are saying…” Dude’s box of tricks has like three things in it, and they’re all bent and crooked and you wouldn’t think it was possible, but not a single damn one is the sharpest tool in the box.

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    • Perturbation says:

      Hey Trump, many people are saying you’re a total shitheel, deadbeat, pathological liar, and utterly lazy narcissist with an IQ lower than an orangutan who looks way better in the orange complexion and hairstyle you prefer. Many people are saying it. Let’s talk about that shall we?

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    • osirisopto says:

      Needy Amin does not say many people are talking.

      He says everyone is talking.

      (H/T to my sweetie, Nebula for sharing Needy Amin with me.)

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  8. Doug says:

    Sure, desecrate Mt. Rushmore some more with his ugly mug. However, a porta-potty could be installed on his head, allowing people to take a dump, flowing freely down his face. Charge admission to use it. I think it would be a real money maker.

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