Would it be irresponsible for me to speculate? Well, then – here goes:!
(May not be an actual quote, but I saw it on a site known for its truthiness. I can’t remember where it was, so here it goes anyway:)
“She was pregnant, I just met her, and she wanted this pic taken, and those shorts I borrowed were too tight; they didn’t fit. It was cosplay, we were just fooling around. Anything else I “did wrong,” that you want to mention?”
That would be a paid leave of indefinite absence, right? I’d hate for the poor guy to have to start drawing unemployment with the plebes because that would be socialism and Gawd hates socialists.
What was he thinking having that picture taken? Did he really believe that it would not get out one day? For the life of me, I don’t understand the thought processes of such people like him.
BTW tengrain, that Executive Committee announcement is missing a supplemental announcement:
In light of recent events, the Executive Committee is also recommending to the Board of Trustees that, effective immediately, the University’s name be changed from “Liberty University” to “Libertine University” to more accurately reflect the University’s actual educational goals.”
“Back off kid!” snarled Jim Baker, switchblade in hand… “The ‘tater slop and blue man juice gigs are mine!”
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I wonder if he took the “university’s” only textbook ??
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Would it be irresponsible for me to speculate? Well, then – here goes:!
(May not be an actual quote, but I saw it on a site known for its truthiness. I can’t remember where it was, so here it goes anyway:)
“She was pregnant, I just met her, and she wanted this pic taken, and those shorts I borrowed were too tight; they didn’t fit. It was cosplay, we were just fooling around. Anything else I “did wrong,” that you want to mention?”
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More time to cosplay Trailer Park Boys…
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wait. Can we have confirmation of shaving of the Holy Pubes?
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He resigned so he could spend more time with his family’s assistants. Perfectly understandable.
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You. About. To lose. Yo’ JOB! Lose yo’ job!
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God doesn’t like seeing his sales reps fooling around and going viral. See ya, Dumbass!
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That would be a paid leave of indefinite absence, right? I’d hate for the poor guy to have to start drawing unemployment with the plebes because that would be socialism and Gawd hates socialists.
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Well, he certainly seemed to be the next morning, calling in to this radio station after the photo was posted. ‘Slurred’…an understatement.
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What was he thinking having that picture taken? Did he really believe that it would not get out one day? For the life of me, I don’t understand the thought processes of such people like him.
BTW tengrain, that Executive Committee announcement is missing a supplemental announcement:
[Tengrain was here!]
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If Don Juan Tenorio is in charge of the Master’s program, how soon can I matriculate?!
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That’s the wonder of it all since he posted it to his own damn Instagram account!
Well, maybe he thinks no one ever looks at THAT…
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Holy Crow!! REALLY? He’s just as idiotic as Trump himself, then. MAGA!!
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Junior posted that photo his own self. That’s how it got out. His decision-making capability was impaired due to that “black water.”
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Apparently the pool boy was NOT amused.
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I assumed it was Pool Boy who took the picture.
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I sort of figured it was Jerry’s weird wife.
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Putting the fun in “fundamentalist.”
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