So This Happened

I think he thought Thighland was his ol’ buddy Jeffrey’s sex trafficking island. Or the place you get the good KFC. It’s near Semite, yo!

(I’ll show myself out now.)

UPDATE 1: The Force is with this dude:

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15 Responses to So This Happened

  1. Yes those Thigh-landers do take advantage of the US! Every summer Americans can’t even get into Yo-Semite park because the Thigh-landers are clogging the place up with their enormous thighs.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      Normally attached to “calves like cantaloupes?”

      And they sure did take plenty of advantage of us – enough to make the Walton family of Walmart fame Zillionaires, while also enriching companies who got terrific tax-breaks to move their production facilities over there, and elsewhere, like Bangladesh and Sri Lanka, and the Philippines, but mostly CHI – na.

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  2. LDN doesn’t like thighs, only white meat.

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    Any relation to the ones that “pump like pistons all through the night?”

    (Asking for a friend.)

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  4. Infidel753 says:

    I’ve always felt it really should be pronounced that way. Thailand’s capital city is called Bangkok, the main tourist island is called Phuket, and many women’s names end in “-porn”. They’ve got a thing going — might as well stick with it.

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  5. skinnydennis says:

    Thigh stick, anyone?

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  6. spotthedog says:

    Did he mention having met the ruler of Thighland – the Thighmaster?

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  7. Semi-related. Mrs BDR is a serious noozjunkie, and apparently the Dipshit Donnie campaign is on point…one of the songs they played before he came out to blather was “Live and Let Die”.

    “It is what it is”

    They’re just no longer bothering to hide the fact that he wants 60% of Americans to die.

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  8. Sirius Lunacy says:

    It’s just south of Lappland.

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  9. osirisopto says:

    I don’t want to see his vacation itinerary.

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  10. Sirius Lunacy says:

    This land is thy land, and this land is my land
    From California to the New York Island
    From Yo, Semite to Mara Lardo
    This land was made for… well, just me.

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  11. w3ski4me says:

    It’s as though Our “Genius” only knows so many words, and mostly ones that relate to him. Take “thigh”, he knows about Chicken Thighs so he fixated on that.
    Yo- Semite also. He knows about smiting the Semites, and that was as fas as his minuscule brain went for pronunciation.
    He is an idiot and he proves it every chance he gets.
    w3ski

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  12. Bruce388 says:

    Earlier alleged examples of Lord Dampnut’s creative pronunciations:
    Nepal = Nipple; Bhutan = Button

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