News That Will Drive You to Drink

Jeebus weeps

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a message for seniors:

Got that Gramps and Gram: vote in person and die for Trump!

Some people are going to die. So be it!

It’s the patriotic thing to do.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. MDavis says:

    But not just vote, they should vote for Trump.


  2. Did Joshie join up and go to Iraq or Afghanistan? Or anywhere for that matter?

    His “bio” sez:

    A published writer at a very young age, initially his passion was for poetry. However, his focus and passion all changed with the events of September 11, 2001. This single event inspired him to pursue his passion for Patriotism, Conservatism, and American pride.

    And surely he’d brag all to hell about how he went over there and taught them wogs, gooks and hadjis some lessons in “‘Merica! Fuck Yeah!” if he had joined up, so…no. I’m guessing he was a proud member of the 13th Division “The nonFighting Chickenhawks!” 27th Keyboard Kommandos….motto: “More Cheesy Poofs, MA!”

    So, fuck him.

    Also “poetry”

    “There was a young ladyboy from Phuket…”

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Wars aren’t contagious. Also, serious ‘stolen valor’ vibes coming from this toolbag.


  4. Karla says:

    Boy, he sure makes me want to get off the couch and vote for trump.


  5. roket says:

    So be it.
    It is what it is.
    I really don’t care, do you?

    This is either code or the worst poetry evah.


  6. Dennis Cole says:

    “Yeah, couldja gimme a coupla them Slim Jims, this here 6-pack of PBR, summa them Funyuns, and…..oh, yeah! A quart of that ‘Murican Pride,’ the 100-proof, not that sissy 80 shit. Coz I got me a powerful passion for that-there ‘Murican Pride. Goes right along with my Patriotism, and I sure do ad-myer your Rebel Flag, there, buddy. Us Conservatives gotta stick together, and help our Prezinent cleans things up, now don’t we?”


  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    9-11 NEVER FORGET!!!!!

    100 x 9-11? Meh. It is what it is.


  8. Diane says:

    Lots of the freedoms we have/had are being eroded by trump and the republican party. They have been for years. This guy sounds like an ignorant kid.

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