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I know, right? — TG
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Oh good grief. That thing will never step foot in Yosemite, and it will never be a human.
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Well, donny – which is it? Yo, Semites! or, Yo Seminites?
Y’all are gonna hate me, but I can’t resist – you guys & gals know that!
semenite
That thing you get when you jack off way too hard so that when you jizz, you can only squirt out tiny sprits every few seconds.
After masturbating WAY too hard, I could only manage to get out a few semenites.
by stikkky December 25, 2011
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=semenite (Their sp errors, not mine, I’m WAY too OCD)
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TMI !
But, educational, for some.
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Before anyone accuses me of being anti Yo! Semite I want you to know that I’ve been there and I love it. Although Yo! Semite Falls sounds a bit anti to me. But Fir E-place Bluffs are nice and check our Mt Bro Derick, it’s a 10!
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And I get the hint TG, that’s Yo! Semites Am.
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He’s exhausting.
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So obvious when he’s being forced to read something.
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They obviously coached him on sequoia, but I guess they thought he could handle Yosemite.
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Oy Vey!!! Maybe that er visit to Walter Reed this past weekend wasn’t a +covid, but, “another” mild stroke, or fall, or both. It’s sumin’ they don’t want to get out, for sure !!!!!! He’s slurring more & not reading so well??
Anyway, if he’d spent more of his life traveling this Great USA instead of bankrupting his businesses, he’d be more familiar with the USA,
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We must have done something horrendously wrong, to deserve having such an ignorant dickhead for a Prez.
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