Bad Signs, Cont.

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Do crawfish get the Happy Ending?

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13 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  1. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    How could the crawfish not get a happy ending? They’re freaking hot AND juicy! Know what I’m sayin’? He he he! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, whiz, whiz! Say no more! Ergo pop tarts some cum loud, happy ending.

    Huzzah!
    Jack

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  2. beckymaenot says:

    Ew.

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  3. Oneofthebobs says:

    If your crawfish needs a massage, I guess.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Makes absolute perfect sense to me: Hot crawdaddies, followed by a soothing massage, (HE optional, at a slight additional fee,) and then some shaved ice to cool off.

    What’s funny is that last week, they were selling “hairy ice;” I guess no one was buying, so they started shaving it…

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Eat the tail – suck the head!

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Well, I HAVE heard of hot stone massages.

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  7. Weird Dave says:

    Is that<\i> what they’re calling it these days?

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  8. Richard Portman says:

    Come back when you return to your senses. Yall don’t have any business doing that. See you at the Walmart. It’s easy to make fun and jokes, its not so easy trying to survive.

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  9. FELINE MAMA says:

    What’s next. Some sort of suctioning cups. Maybe octopus tentacles.
    Oh, wait !!!!!!!

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  10. Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

    Who’s your crawdaddy?

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    • tengrain says:

      I ought to send you to reform school, Pretzelogic, but I’m too busy laughing.

      Well-played.

      Rgds,

      Tengrain

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