(H/T Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the electrical tweet machine)
Do crawfish get the Happy Ending?
How could the crawfish not get a happy ending? They’re freaking hot AND juicy! Know what I’m sayin’? He he he! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, whiz, whiz! Say no more! Ergo pop tarts some cum loud, happy ending.
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If your crawfish needs a massage, I guess.
Makes absolute perfect sense to me: Hot crawdaddies, followed by a soothing massage, (HE optional, at a slight additional fee,) and then some shaved ice to cool off.
What’s funny is that last week, they were selling “hairy ice;” I guess no one was buying, so they started shaving it…
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I know, you’re here all week !!!
Eat the tail – suck the head!
Well, I HAVE heard of hot stone massages.
But with a Hot & Juicy Crawfish Message, you can have cats following you around all day.
Is that<\i> what they’re calling it these days?
Come back when you return to your senses. Yall don’t have any business doing that. See you at the Walmart. It’s easy to make fun and jokes, its not so easy trying to survive.
What’s next. Some sort of suctioning cups. Maybe octopus tentacles.
Oh, wait !!!!!!!
Who’s your crawdaddy?
I ought to send you to reform school, Pretzelogic, but I’m too busy laughing.
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