“Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.” – Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner, Peggy Noonan, Wall St. Journal, April 2000.
Now, I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up, but there is something definitely strange about this picture: LDN isn’t wearing his orange face (or if he is, he’s blending his makeup better!), and as we know he notoriously doesn’t read, unless it is about himself. So seriously what’s up with the stack of newspapers?
Last night, the doctors from the Twitter School of Medicine had him down for everything from a stroke to an overdose, and especially from the bruise on the top of his right hand that he must have been getting fluids, but I’m not going to play that game. (I’m totally playing that game!)
But the game I will play is this: if he were a Democrat, the Republicans would be calling for him to step down, for the good of the country.
I’m down with that.