Nancy Pelosi Has A Strategy

Republicans have pressured Prznint Stupid to abandoned his totally bananas suggestion that the election be delayed indefinitely. Well, mostly. He never completely abandons anything his gut tells him to do.

Anyway, Hair Füror, in all his fascist glory, has decidered’ed that the election must be called on November 3, even if bazillions of ballots remain uncounted.

“I’ve been watching elections. And they say the ‘projected winner’ or the ‘winner of the election’—I don’t want to see that take place in a week after November 3 or a month or, frankly, with litigation and everything else that can happen, years.”

And, thanks to the Trump-Virus raging unabated, there’s probably going to be more voting by absentee ballot than ever, and so we are not going to know who won the election on election night. And Lord Damp Nut likes it like that!

The WaPo tells us that the cultist Post Master General Louis DeJoy that Prznint Stupid installed has instituted policies that “could undermine their ability to deliver ballots on time for the November election.”

As we’ve discussed before, Lord Damp Nut cannot cancel the election, but his new idea is to make votes counted AFTER Election Day are illegitimate, regardless of when the envelopes are postmarked.

Republicans did this same, damn thing after the 2018 midterms.

So you want to know why Nancy-Smash is being so adamant about the Trump-Virus relief bill and not willing to break it up into bits? It’s because money for the USPS is in it which the Republicans will never approve without leverage. 

You’re goddamn right it is political: the GOP has made helping ordinary citizens political.

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7 Responses to Nancy Pelosi Has A Strategy

  1. spotthedog says:

    Hey, careful ya’ll, he’s “been watching elections”, so ain’t nobody gonna sneak anything past the stable jean-yuss.

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  2. “I don’t want to see that take place in a week after November 3 or a month or, frankly, with litigation and everything else that can happen, years.”

    “Unless I’m behind. Then we’ll litigate until the heat death of the universe,” he didn’t add.

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  3. quakerinabasement says:

    Also, too, whenever a Republican politician throws in a random “frankly,” check your wallet because you’re being flimflammed.

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  4. Redhand says:

    He realizes that the people he’s screwing vote, no?

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  5. MDavis says:

    So you want to know why Nancy-Smash is being so adamant about the Trump-Virus relief bill and not willing to break it up into bits? *It’s because money for the USPS is in it which the Republicans will never approve without leverage.*

    There it is, There’s the poison pill I’ve been wondering about.
    Thanks, Tengrain. The more you know, the more frustrating it is when people won’t listen.

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