Fashion Week Continues!

 

Pigeon Toed?

I have no idea if these are real, but you’ll look like a jerk wearing them.

(I’ll see myself out.)

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16 Responses to Fashion Week Continues!

  1. donnah says:

    Poor thing is pigeon-toed.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Obviously, she’s some kind of Private Messenger, or a part of that kind of service.

    No, wait – she’s got a terrible affliction – looks a lot like Hermes simplex, er duplex.

    Whew! Either way, I feel the Mercury rising, so I’m gettin outta here.

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  3. Lsamsa says:

    Do they leave flecked white splats behind them?
    My second question…why?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. MDavis says:

    Of course they are real. In fact, they are kind of mild compared to most of your fashion week posts.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. julesmomcat says:

    My cats would attack ’em, if they smelled like the real thing.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Infidel753 says:

    I have no idea if these are real

    Yes, they’re real pigeons. It’s the intersection of fashion and taxidermy.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Richard Portman says:

      No those aren’t real pigeons, just a clever imitation. Real pigeons have feathers. Real pigeons are messy and imperfect. Real pigeons are alive. It is the difference between a plastic houseplant and a living thing. I share your anger about fashion and taxidermy.

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  7. sos says:

    Pigeon shaming, for erm shame!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Mary Ellen Sandahl says:

    Call me a rainbow chaser, call me a pollyanna, but I prefer to look at the bright side. Wear these and your carbohydrate budgeting worries are over, for in every park and public space, some good-hearted person will scatter bread, pizza crust chunks, nuts, and whoknowswhatall at your feet, for free!

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  9. Redhand says:

    Those shoes are for the birds.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Richard Portman says:

    I kinda like them, but she is wearing them backasswards. I’d be happy to wear my pigeon shoes, but this not how to do it.

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  11. donnah says:

    Haven’t you all heard of wing tips?

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    • MDavis says:

      Q: How do you know donnah is not conservatibe?
      A: Her jokes are funny.

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      • Dennis Cole says:

        MD – I thought I hit a triple, with my comment, and then “stole home” with the music vid. Hermes was the messenger of the Greek Gods, and is also a well-known fashion brand, and it sounds kinda like with Herpes, which is where I was going with it. And Mercury was the wing-footed msgr of the Roman gods, so if the pigeon shoes carried her aloft, it would be “Mercury rising,” which also means the temp is climbing, and Frank, well, frankly I thought it was the perfect ending.

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      • MDavis says:

        It’s my day off. I try not to think on my day off.
        I’ll laugh tomorrow.
        Believe me.

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      • MDavis says:

        Doh – “Frankly”. He he… That’s a good one.

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