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Bill Barr Is In On The Q-Spriracy!!1! 

Guys, our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin has figured out Bill Barr!


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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I think they play bagpipes anytime they can get some fools to listen to them. I’m pretty sure there’s no further criteria than that.

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    • Many many years ago Pima County had an asshole republican (but I repeat myself) County Board member named Emmet McLaughlin. He visited my 7th grade class (this was the year where 25% of my Junior high school class walked out of school for the Moratorium against the Vietnam war) when a huge issue here was dealing with sprawl and preserving the desert around us. He was most definitely a “pave everything north to Phoenix you dirty fucking hippies” cementhead.

      He was generally condescending and dismissive of us because, of course we were just a buncha dumb kids, but one story he told stuck with me like it was yesterday.

      He played the bagpipes, and loved to get up really early in the morning, go into his back yard and play them as loudly as he could. He told us he did this because it pissed all his liberal neighbors off. And he did that classic ‘fuck you libtards’ Heh Heh Heh! like hw was soooo clever for finding a way to punch down on people he disagreed with.

      This was 197-year of our lord and Richard Milhouse Rat Bastard Nixon-2, people. The Republican Party has been the complete, shameless and irredeemable shithead assholes they are today for a very, VERY long time.

      (PS Republican Party…that was the day I vowed to never, EVER vote for a Republican in my life. I will vote for a fucking Libertarian before I vote for a Republican. Y’all should be careful about the people you inflict on young impressionable minds…)

      And I like bagpipes.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Law enforcement doesn’t play the bagpipes before something big is about to happen, they play the bagpipes at funerals, after something big has happened.

    These people are idiots, they have no experience of the real world whatsoever.

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    • FELINE MAMA says:

      BBBB, YES IN DEEDY! Right on. It’s NOT ‘experience’, these Loonies Lie. They throw out chum cos they know their base will bite. They will. They’re all sayin’ now, see. We knew sumin was up!!

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  3. roket says:

    Oh Danny Boy Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin. The pipes are calling for YOU. Booga Booga

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  4. Richard Portman says:

    It’s a shame those filthy criminals have stolen the bagpipes from us, along with so much else. Oh well at least we still have our uillean pipes and our gaidas in all their variety. That a**hole is no piper.

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Uh oh, something big is about to happen.

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  6. MDavis says:

    It’s like she’s playing Mad-Libs with conspiracy theories.

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  7. donnah says:

    Oh, look! A Blowhard, blowing hard!

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