OK, which one of you mugs had the Toadpocalypse on your 2020 Bingo Cards?
(H/T: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
A tad too easy, given Trump’s resemblance to a toad.
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The resemblance is too easy, considering he screws up everything he touches.
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First it was plague in March, then riots in May, murder hornets in June, now daemon spooge and killer toads on the same day in July.
Is the apocalypse speeding up?
Don’t forget the reptile aliens. Maybe there will be toad aliens as well?
Wonder what in fresh hell might Christmas bring?!
Holy crap, Halloween is yet to come…oh, perhaps a little ‘Prospero’ touch for the White House then…hmmm. Very fitting.
Look! It’s Bill Barr!
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Great vision! Good job!
Careful, the toad may sue you for defamation.
It’s Florida, Jake. A poisonous cane toad is probably what really killed the burmese python that exploded trying to swallow a whole alligator…it’s kind of like Australia, but everything is from another country and is only incidentally trying to kill you.
Also we have related toads here, Colorado River Toads
That’s not so bad; I figured it would be raining dog killing giant cane toads by the second week of July.
Maybe they eat murder hornets?
You are such an optimist, Quaker.
Shit, I had murderous weasels with ill-intent for $200, Alex.
This is Apocalypse Bingo…you want Mortal Jeopardy, two doors down!
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