Happy Birthday, Liz Cheney!

Mother and Patriot, Liz Cheney goes shoe shopping for her birthday

Previous Exhibit A for the evils of nepotism (Hi Ivanka!) and the most important former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history —maybe ever— and 3rd-ranking GOP member of the House, Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyoming, Blam-Blam’s little squirt, ew gross) turns 54 today!

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5 Responses to Happy Birthday, Liz Cheney!

  1. roket says:

    I have no comment but Rep. Ted Yoho (R-Misogynist) does: “Fu(king Bitch”

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  2. Steve-O says:

    NO.

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  3. So what IS the official marker for the ‘birthday’. Crocodiles sometimes take up to two days to break out of the tough, leathery eggshells and dig their way to the surface of the incubation mound….is this ‘first hole the egg tooth makes’ or the ‘final slither from the mound into the swamp’?

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  4. osirisopto says:

    There was once a rumor going around that some powerful pol had himself cloned.
    How closely related are you to the war criminal in your family?

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  5. E.A. Blair says:

    Remember that The Liz was born almost exactly nine months to the day that the Selective Service shifted the elegibility status to make married registrants without children eligible for the draft but kept the exemption for registrants with children. I wonder if the given name on her birth certificate is “Elizabeth ‘Daddy’s Little Exemption’ Cheney”.

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