Mel the Gardener

What, she couldn’t find stiletto Chucks?

The NYTimes reports.

“Melania Trump, the first lady, will announce a plan on Monday to renovate the White House Rose Garden, a signature showcase of power used by presidents for decades, as her husband enters a crucial stretch of his re-election effort.”

“We plan to bury dead hookers over there,” she didn’t say. “Invisible hand of Marketplace,” she added, grinning vulpinely.

The Times continues:

“Mrs. Trump’s project is taking place as Mr. Trump is employing the so-called Rose Garden strategy, coined by political strategists to describe the tactics incumbent presidents use to bolster their campaign efforts: ceremonial signings, dedications, executive announcements and, yes, press availabilities in the Rose Garden.”

Remember when Mel decorated the White House for X-Mas and it was dubbed “Blood Alley?”

I can hardly wait.

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16 Responses to Mel the Gardener

  1. skinnydennis says:

    No doubt they’ll find something with bigger thorns.

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  2. beckymaenot says:

    Well- there is certainly enough bullshit coming out of the White House to fertilize 100 new rose gardens if that’s the direction she decided.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    This new project got me thinking about Melanoma’s last project, the tennis pavilion:

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  4. Uhhh yeaaaahhhh. Raging epidemic, hubby’s busy trying to create a fascist state, and what we the pipples need is….a fancier ‘Rose Garden’

    Someone should clue her into the time Marie Antoinette played gardener

    Just sayin…

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  5. roket says:

    Just another Russian mob money-laundering scheme.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. spotthedog says:

    So she’s still stealing ideas from Michelle Obama.

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  7. between her Rose Garden (i beg Stone’s pardon, I never promised you a BestBest Garden)
    and her tennis pavilion she should install a surgically dug kidney shaped swimming pool

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  8. Underhill. My name's Underhill says:

    Has she said what she’s (haha!) going to be doing to the Rose Garden? Tearing out all the rose bushes to replace them others? Painting the red roses white and the white roses red? If tearing them out, will they be replaced in time for dump’s next mini-rally or will we be treated to the sight of him blathering in front of a torn-up garden? That would be quite a metaphor.


  9. Sirius Lunacy says:

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  10. robginchicago says:

    Kudos for the Peter Sellers reference!


  11. Dennis Cole says:

    Where, oh where is Chauncy, when we so desperately have need of HIS services?


  12. Dennis Cole says:

    And I’ve ween Mel in action, as she directs her gardeners while they’re trimming those same roses:

    “Off with his head! And off with HER head! And his, and his, and her, over there…..OFF WITH ALL THEIR HEADS!”

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  13. osirisopto says:

    I found the rendering of the new White House Rose Garden.

    The perfect place for the MHSG to hold his pre-election rallys.

    Liked by 3 people

  14. beckymaenot says:

    Ya’ll are killing it today.

    Liked by 1 person

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