Happy Hour News Briefs
You know those stories about POWs blinking morse code messages in their hostage tapes? Good thing that Jo Rae Perkins is only trying to secretly message other dimwits:
- “QAnon Conspiracy Theorist Agent Margaritaville on the Run From Cops”
- “The Shocking Secret Past of One of QAnon’s Most Toxic Stars”
It’s your party, Republicans. Cherish these moments.