Is It Curtains For Guilfoyle?

2020 Goat Rodeo Money Chase

It appears that Junior Mint’s emotional support cougar, Kimberley Guilfoyle, might be in trouble with the Big Orange Cheese Block for not getting enough cheddar:

News that Kimberly Guilfoyle contracted the coronavirus had barely surfaced on July 3 before she hopped on a private flight from Mount Rushmore back to New York with her boyfriend, Donald Trump, Jr.

Left behind in her wake after President Donald Trump’s pre-Independence Day address were more than a half-dozen junior campaign staffers whom Guilfoyle oversees as the president’s national finance chair. The aides, who’d been in proximity to Guilfoyle, were forced to quarantine in their Rapid City, S.D., hotel rooms for three days and barred from face-to-face contact with colleagues as they pleaded with the campaign to get them home.

OK, bad manager!

Her staff is in upheaval. Last week, several of them requested a meeting with then-campaign manager Brad Parscale to air their grievances. The sit-down never took place — Parscale lost his job before it could happen — but they did meet with Alexander. They described a feeling of confusion and said it felt like they were caught between the competing demands of longtime fundraiser Caroline Wren and Guilfoyle confidant Sergio Gor, who oversee the unit’s day-to-day operations.

I don’t think anyone at Grift Inc is worried that the campaign is running out of money, but given the greed at the top of the ticket, I wouldn’t be surprised if this story doesn’t have a part two. Especially when Kimmie returns to active, public duty with enhanced kidneys and re-plumped lips.


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15 Responses to Is It Curtains For Guilfoyle?

  1. laura says:

    I’m guessing the minute the money spigot cuts off fuckface von clownstick jr. will be back “on the market” as they say.

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  2. roket says:

    Oh boyz! A test of character. Let’s see how badly they fail.


  3. sos says:

    Just thank GAWD they aren’t in disarray!


  4. Bruce388 says:

    Shades of Willard cutting off his staffers’ credit cards and hotel rooms as soon as Obama won the election. Because that’s what good executives do.

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  5. come on, kidney surgery is expensive

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  6. They know in their bones LDN is in a very bad place and is likely to lose.

    It’s gonna be like when a gang suddenly loses the shotcaller with no clear successor. The internecine warfare for hoovering up the remaining cash will be brutal.


  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    This is purty good too:


  8. HarpoSnarx says:

    Maybe they could add a tail? They’re fun . . .


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