Generalissimo Prznint Stupid Declares War on American Cities

Generalissimo Prznint Stupid, describing US cities as “American communities plagued by violent crime,” after weeks of police brutality protests seems to be declaring war on cities. He says that he will deploy a “surge of federal law enforcement” to Chicago and Albuquerque.

And as a warning shot to Chicago’s mayor, Lori Lightfoot, he had Portland Oregon’s mayor Ted Wheeler tear-gassed.

“Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler stood Wednesday among the front lines of downtown protests, where he and hundreds of other people were tear gassed repeatedly by federal officers.

“You have radical-left Democrats running cities like Chicago,” Trump said at his coronavirus briefing. “There’ll be a time when they’re going to want us to go in full blast, but right now we’re sending extra people to help. We’re arresting a lot of people that have been very bad.”

Our pals over at Electoral Vote suss out this strange strategy:

In an insightful article, Ronald Brownstein argues that Donald Trump’s decision to use federal agents in Portland and his threats to use them in other cities is not an accident or impulsive move. Trump wants to split the country in two, with the states (especially the red states) fighting the (generally Democratic) cities. He hopes that exurban and suburban voters will see him as the last bulwark against chaotic and violent cities. It could easily fail, though, because suburban voters tend to identify with the nearest big city, not with outlying rural areas.

And this strange ad seems to speak to this strategy:

The Bulwark (Yes, I know) tells us sumpin’ about it:

Pretty standard stuff. With one exception. That picture on the right where the evil hippie scum from Stumptown are whaling on the gallant law enforcement officer who’s trying to protect God and country?

It’s from 2014.

That’s not the bad part.

It’s from Ukraine.

Ukraine? Where have I heard about that place before. Slipping my mind.

But that’s not the bad part, either.

The “evil hippie scum” are actually pro-democracy protesters. And the policeman getting beat up is a member of the riot police who had been brought in to try to protect the authoritarian president, Viktor Yanukovych, who was attempting to turn Ukraine into a one-party state by extralegal means.

Hmmm, that strikes a bell. Do continue.

Still not at the bad part.

One of the extralegal means Yanukovych employed was a specialized federal internal police force, the Berkut, which answered directly to him and was used to assault his political opponents and tamper with elections. Another of the extralegal means he used was jailing former Prime Minister Yulia V. Tymoshenko after beating her in the 2010 election. He actually “locked her up.”

“Lock her up” — that sounds familliar!

Now we’re at the bad part.

Wait for it . . .

The picture Trump is using in his ad was taken on February 14, 2014.

On February 22, 2014, an overwhelming majority of Ukraine’s parliament—328 of 447 members—voted to remove Yanukovych from office.

And on February 25, 2014 Yanukovych turned up in . . . Moscow. Where he enjoyed asylum. Because he was Vladimir Putin’s puppet.

This is beginning to sound like a really commanding teevee show! Parallel universes and all that!

I’m sorry. I lied. Because we’re not actually at the bad part yet.

Buckle up your chin straps because the real bad part is that after Yanukovych fled to Russia, the Ukrainian people charged him with treason. Not in the Fox News sense. They didn’t go on TV and say “Oh yeah, that guy. He was the worst. Total traitor. Human scum.”

No, they filed charges and tried him in a court of law (in absentia) and convicted him. Not of a little light treason, but of “high treason.”

Oh, and also—just as a cherry on top—back in 2004, before Yanukovych had ascended to the throne and tried to destroy his country’s democracy, he hired this really interesting American political operative to help his party.

The guy’s name was Paul Manafort. Perhaps you’ve heard of him?

Irony = ded.

We could pitch this story of Trump taking cues from a failed Russian-backed coup to Netflix and they would say it is unbelievable, and yet here we are.

Pay attention to what’s going on in the cities that Lord Damp Nut is attacking, it’s not just a distraction, it’s the game itself.

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24 Responses to Generalissimo Prznint Stupid Declares War on American Cities

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Despite her new diet, consisting solely of canned Goya Beans, Eiron just can’t keep up when Current Events collude with the Ancient Past, to put Her to the test in terms of the ultimate of surprises, culminating in Nov.’s election.

    Not to mention that what’s “real” these days is more surreal than anyone could have imagined 4 short years ago. And anything that occurred prior to then is what I mean by Ancient History, coz it sure AF feels like it.

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  3. Redhand says:

    What a fact check! “Puppet, no puppet, you’re the puppet!”

    I love this line. “We’re arresting a lot of people that have been very bad.” What kind of an adult talks about arresting “very bad” people.

    I predict an escalating shitshow of unconstitutional acts by this monster, culminating in his declaring the election void due to “fraud” and the need to eject him from office by force. He will try to start a MAGA civil war.

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    • Redhand says:

      Also, the “LEARN MORE” in the poster reminds me of this:


    • tengrain says:

      What kind of an adult talks about arresting “very bad” people.

      The kind that thinks you can send people to the cornfield by wishing.

      Trump can start a MAGA civil war, and as Gawd is my waitress he’s trying his damnedest, but he cannot declare an election void.



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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    It’s good that Mayor Wheeler finally got a taste of the treatment his PD has been dishing out for weeks.

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  5. spotthedog says:

    Uncle Goya Breath said the invisible Chinese virus would get worse before it got better, which I believe a lot of us already knew, he failed to mention that EVERY FUCKING THING would get unimaginably worse before it got better and that HE was doing everything possible to ensure that it ALL got worse!!! None of those people on the left side of that image have any balls. Donald J. Trump is death, destruction, and misery.

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  6. They’re now using nuclear munitions to burrow under the bar they’ve lowered…Are we sure this ad just didn’t get delivered via FedEx directly from Moscow?

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  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Every Republican president, when facing sinking poll numbers, looks around for a country they can easily beat up and starts a war with them. When Trump looked around he could not find such a country. Apparently it’s not as easy as finding the camel. Then he realized that there is one country that’s in such disarray and under such poor leadership that even HE could possibly beat them. And so he’s declared war on the United States.

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  8. Infidel753 says:

    Ukraine, Oregon…..basically the same thing, to a Republican.

    The whole juxtaposition of images in that ad looks like something from a creepy authoritarian state.

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    • tengrain says:

      And by authoritarian state, you also mean a theocracy. I cannot believe that the fetus-fondlers are cool with that violent picture, but then again, they look forward to The Rapture where they can look down on the destruction of the earth with grim satisfaction.




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  10. roket says:

    Here is a video of the Gadsden flag-waving DHS Gestapo goons retreating to their bunker. LDN brings in illegal federal troops and the size of the protesting crowd doubles. Oops. Chicago says, ‘Bring it’.

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    • tengrain says:

      Thanks Roket – that was inspiring!

      It reminded me of the HS graduation scene in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. That is a compliment, btw.



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    • Dennis Cole says:

      roket – what’s most inspiring is the use of one of Rump’s most deadliest and wicked nemesises – the Dreaded, Fully-open BLACK UMBRELLA!
      And I’m afraid if Rumpy sees that vid, those images will frighten him so badly, he’ll be tempted to play Duke Nuke-em.

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  12. MDavis says:

    How does religious freedom equate with military uniforms? Doesn’t anyone in the target audience remember what Stalin did to religions in his country?
    If these were to go on to the logical conclusion, those evangelicals might be disappointed have to come up with a new scam more in line with the party apparatus.

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  13. angry spittle says:

    Oferchrissakes, who the fuck is he gaslighting? That picture of chaos is under his “leadership’….

    Liked by 1 person

    • MDavis says:

      Any Qultist will happily spread it as proof that LDN is the leader they have been looking for.
      Don’t expect logic from people. The secret message in MIB is “People are dumb, panicky animals.” Hows that for a conspiracy theory?


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