Villagers Rejoice: Trump-Virus Daily Rallies To Continue!

Breaking CNN!

Hey guys, remember that time when Prznint Stupid told us that he “said to [his] people, slow the testing down please!” and the White House tried to play it off as a joke and then he spent the next month proving it was not a joke?

Good times, huh?

The 4th Reich allegedly is objecting to provisions in Senate Republicans’ Trump-Virus relief bill that would allocate $25B Ameros to testing and contact tracing, as well as funding to shore up federal health agencies.

But never fear, Doctor Stupid is planning to resume his daily coronavirus briefings today because he thinks it’ll help his poll numbers, and because no one will come to his super-spreader rallies anymore.

Today’s Press Run:

“With the looming return of the briefings, everyone in the news business knows Trump is going to lie nonstop, because he has lied nonstop about the public health crisis for four months. “No country has ever done what we’ve done in terms of testing. We are the envy of the world,” he lied over the weekend, adding “The Democrats are purposely keeping their schools closed, keeping their states closed.” These are the kind of mindless utterances that are guaranteed to punctuate his briefings. What’s the point of airing them live and in full to a national audience? There’s absolutely no news value attached to this reckless exercise…

“The solution today isn’t difficult to figure out — news outlets cover the briefings and relay any important, factual information. But let C-Span air the briefings from beginning to end. There’s no reason to give Trump an unobstructed, national platform to lie about a pandemic. It’s the height of irresponsibility because TV executives know Trump cannot be trusted.”

But you know it won’t happen because our failed political press (CNN et al) is addicted to Prznint Stupid and sees him as a dramatic personae in their daily ratings chase. They will follow up any bleating and mewling he does with another one of their Powerhouse Panels of shouty people saying nothing, but saying it loudly.


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10 Responses to Villagers Rejoice: Trump-Virus Daily Rallies To Continue!

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Didn’t Lord Dampnut stop the briefings because he looked stupid? If he wants to look stupid again, that’s fine by me.


  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Even if it were true that we were doing amazing in the testing department when that information is not transmitted to the experts who know how to interpret it and when those people don’t have the power or resources to implement a plan based on that information then the testing is completely worthless.

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    • osirisopto says:

      A person I had safe contact with today said his wife had been exposed and was notified 9 days after her exposure, her test required 11 days to return a positive, his test took only 9 days to return a positive.

      At this rate we’re toast.

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  3. MDavis says:

    Meantime, Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly tested positive. LDN wishes her well “whatever it is”. Forbes did a piece with “all the pictures they could find” of the two of them together. They made a mention of pictures published elsewhere, such as Trump and Maxwell at a “hookers and pimps” themed party. He just wore his everyday suit. How’s that for a statement?

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  4. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!
    Did you know it’s a science fact that Trump is the country’s and quite possibly the world’s most prolific liar? Well, it is and he is.



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