News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The Stupidularity Event Horizon, otherwise known as the “Scheisskopf Radius” has just happened: our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin and our new buddy Ann Vandersteel have aligned in the fever swamps of Q-Land, where In Xanadu did Qblah Qhan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:


Ann is nominating Liz for Medal of Freedom! Let’s watch as they take the Q-Anon Oath together!


They should seek professional help. They are totally banana pants.

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15 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. It’s stunning that 2/3rds of the government, that is 1.4 million people (US federal workforce is 2.1 million civilian workers, per OMB) are part of a gargantual pedophile ring….and NOT ONE SINGLE ONE has ever been caught or come forward.

    This is shoutycrackers bananpants crazy.

    This is David Ickes saying “Woah, you’re nuts!” crazy.

    This is consuming several small countries annual GDP worth of Red Conspiracy Yarn crazy.

    This is rejected plots for the fourth season of True Detective crazy.

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  2. Kent Fossgreen says:

    My guess is that it won’t be long before professional help comes seeking them.

    Liked by 3 people

    • Czippie L'Shimp says:

      Boy, do I ever wish that were true. Sadly though, I’m quite confident that this is part of the “new normal”. They have been validated, elevated, and celebrated. Worse, of course, is that they have monetized their act so it has purpose beyond simple self-promotion. These are serious pathologies that will fester and damage many, many people. And they don’t care.


    • MDavis says:

      Professional help will not seek them out. Not after Reagan let his handlers have their way in trashing and defunding mental health help.

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  3. Perturbation says:

    Kent seems to have beaten me to it, but yeah if they don’t seek help, help (four-point restraints, benzodiazapenes, the whole shebang) should be imposed on them. They’re certifiable.

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  4. Perturbation says:

    Oh and let me add: “I see a lot of Trump in you.”


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  5. CalicoJack says:

    I have coinage envy! Scheisskopf Radius! I may never write again.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Meanwhile, they are convinced that the serial sexual predator in the White House is a hero.

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  7. osirisopto says:

    They have an oath?


    • MDavis says:

      Did you listen to it? I can’t blame you if you didn’t listen It’s just the Oath of Office already in official use and with a track record in this admin of being ignored for personal gain, entertainment and the lulz.
      If I understand this correctly, they YouTube themselves putting their hands up and repeating an Oath of Office where they swear to uphold and protect the Constitution. Fine so far, but then they proceed with their worm-brain version of the Constitution, the one where IOKIYAR and any Democrat should be prepared to be put up against the wall for crimes against humanity, which they cannot enumerate or support. Crimes like being uppity Obama or having an identity separate from a spouse Hillary
      It makes them feel special and probably convinces a lot of them that they can now arrest and execute anyone they don’t like.
      Extremely dangerous.


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