(H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Our favorite president?
Months and months too late and racist messaging to boot. I have not gone into the Q-Anon Swamps to see how this is playing, but I gotta think that they are too invested in martyring themselves for Dear Leader to accept this late-breaking change.
Invisible China? Is that near Topeka?
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My favorite president was the one before your fat ass waddled in.
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Not him, no ALL CAPS, all the words are spelled correctly, and the sentences are grammatically correct. Someone else wrote that.
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I thought the GOOD guys wore WHITE masks……just sayin.
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Hats, the good guys wear white HATS.
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Probably getting the rubes ready for November. If they’re going to want to vote in person they better be prepared to wear a mask, buttercup.
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Many people say that it is Patriotic to do jazz hands. There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!
Or play an invisible accordion. Or whatever it is he’s doing with his hands when the idiot noises come from his mouth.
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He’s showing how he distracts an underage girl with his left hand.
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It’s like jiggling a keychain in front of an infant, an underage girl, a Trump University mark, a reporter… Yeah there’s completely crazy talk coming from up here but look at these hands, whooaa there’s some shit happening with these hands!
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From Stars and Stripes…
“Members should not assume that face covering is an effective, stand-alone method of protection,” said the memo signed by Rear Adm. Dana Thomas, the service’s chief medical officer. “Be vigilant and work to avoid large groups, maintain social distancing, and don’t let your guard down.”
https://www.stripes.com/news/us/no-skull-and-crossbones-here-s-how-the-six-services-are-implementing-military-face-mask-guidance-1.625266
If the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard can do it even the MHSG’s wannabe brownshirts can do it.
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Isn’t “Stars & Stripes” another one of those FakeNooz outlets LDN wants to get rid of?
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Oops. You left out Space Farce.
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Q-Anon qultists
probablythink it’s another hidden message about when all the bad guys will be simultaneously arrested. Bet they though LDN’s sharpie attack on official weather maps was a secret reference to “the storm” or whatever.LikeLike
I seriously do not understand why anyone bothers with what this insane man says.
No sense to be made of any of it, no truth to most of it…and certainly no way to analyze &/or try to normalize (wtf?) it.
I’m aghast that he can’t be removed for being unfit for office…but more so because he actually is the biggest national security threat the U.S. has at this time.
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He’s spent his whole life making himself bigger than Life. It’s like the “Kardashian phenomena,” where you somehow become famous by being famous. (A large, round ass helps, besides, as well, but let’s stick to the subject here.) Which is what ALWAYS seems to happen with Dumpy; people just can’t help themselves, whatever the man exudes sure ain’t Charisma, but it fascinates the hell out of a lotta people.
Plus, he can make your life miserable with his legions of lawyers, and his furious twittering skillz.
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He is a round ass.
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Re: “it fascinates the hell out of a lotta people”; people who would decry the influence of Hollywood in politics upon hearing a left-leaning comment from the likes of Meryl Streep or George Clooney absolutely fell for the least genuine, furthest from reality, most Hollywood/media creation of all time.
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“Our favorite president?” He WISHES! When is he ever going to come to grips with reality??? Oh – yeah, when the troops escort his fat ass out of the WH on 20 Jan 2021.
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