Trump Is Cognitive! Who Knew?!

Trump’s Cognitive  Test?

Axios morming email thingie gives us some more gems from the Wallace interview with Lord Damp Nut:

When the topic of soundness of mind came up during the epic Chris Wallace interview on “Fox News Sunday,” President Trump told the anchor: “I’ll tell you what. Let’s take a [cognitive] test. Let’s take a test right now. … Joe [Biden] and I will take a test. Let him take the same test that I took.”

  • Wallace: “Incidentally, I took the test, too, when I heard that you passed it.”
  • Trump: “Yeah, how did you do?”
  • Wallace: “Well, it’s not the hardest test. They have a picture and it says, ‘What’s that?’ And it’s an elephant.”
  • Trump: “No, no, no. You see, that’s all misrepresentation.”
  • Wallace: “Well, that’s what it was on the web.”
  • Trump: “It’s all misrepresentation. Because, yes, the first few questions are easy. But I’ll bet you couldn’t even answer the last five questions. I’ll bet you couldn’t. They get very hard, the last five questions.”

I wonder if Mel puts his finger paintings on the door of the fridge?

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13 Responses to Trump Is Cognitive! Who Knew?!

  1. Ladies and germs: The last question on the MoCA test is…..[drumroll]

    Orientation: You must tell the examiner the date, the day of the week , the place where you are and what city you’re in.

    Also…the last five questions are the one without pictures…

    Click to access MOCA-Test-English.pdf

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  2. Stony Pillow says:

    This interview is exactly why we need to kick the fillibuster to the curb and pack the courts until they prolapse in January.

    Trump says the quiet parts out loud. I have no doubt Republicans will try to overturn the election if they think it will work. They have broken every rule they could when it suited them and they felt they could get away with it.

    Millions of men and women can and will stop them if they try, even in the midst of a plague.

    We lose because we’re always Charlie Brown letting Lucy hold the football. This needs to end NOW. We play by the same rules, set aside politeness, move these parasites aside and save our country.


    • R White says:

      If and when the dims flip the senate, everyone needs to flood the office phone inboxes of every senator with the simple message of eliminating the filibuster to let people like Schumer know how fed up we all are with the legislative stagnation that regularly happens within an otherwise irrelevant and antiquated body.


  3. osirisopto says:

    We are ruled by idiots.


  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I’m guessing he still had to have the guy who took his SATs come beck in for this.


  5. DoremusJessup says:

    They were surprised at how well he did on an Alzheimers cognitive test because they actually thought he was senile, but (… ,funny thing, …) turns out he is simply incredibly ignorant.


    • MDavis says:

      Or, or, or…
      Maybe they were surprised because he did OK even though he had no effin’ clue the test was to see if he was competent.
      Could have been surprised he did as badly as he did, but who’s gonna tell him?
      Or he just made up the whole “surprised at how well he did”. You know the routine. “Sir, we are amazed at how well you did on this test. No one else has ever done this well. Believe me.”
      I maintain he proves the alleged problem by being proud of being made to take the test in the first place.
      Believe me.


    • julesmomcat says:

      Mental midget.


  6. tengrain says:

    Imma guessing he argued about the camel because it only had one hump.
    “I saw ‘Lawrence of Arabia’! That’s not a camel!”



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