Texas: ‘Prznint Stupid Got Bored With The Pandemic’

Posted on July 20, 2020 by

Man, when a Republican loses Texas (Motto: America’s Lab For Bad Policy), he’s lost it all:

“The president got bored with [the pandemic],” David Carney, an adviser to Texas Governor Greg Abbott, told the New York Times on Sunday, noting that the hard-hit state is now channeling requests to Vice President Mike Pence instead of Trump.

And that is gonna leave a mark, as the Apprentice White House hates anyone getting any press, any credit. As we’ve noted before, our ambulatory termite buffet, VP Mike Pence is the one and only person in the executive branch that Lord Damp Nut cannot You’re Fired’ed.

But, LDN is still not bored with defending the Confederacy, so that ought to cheer up the families of the dead.

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8 Responses to Texas: ‘Prznint Stupid Got Bored With The Pandemic’

  1. sos says:
    July 20, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    LDN might be bored with the pandemic (and how it related to swirling Texas) but unfortunately Texas’ RWNJ Rs are rarin’ to go pardner

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  2. roket says:
    July 20, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Will it be Homeland Security’s job to dispose of the bodies? Asking for a friend.

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  3. brucedesertrat says:
    July 20, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    Well all they’ll get from the termite buffet are prayers and lies (but I repeat myself…)

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  4. DoremusJessup says:
    July 20, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    I won a contest to come up with a new motto for San Antonio: 8 hours from reality in any direction.

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  5. CalicoJack says:
    July 20, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    Howdy y’all!
    Because Mother Pence — the highest-breasted queen to every reside at Number One Naval Observatory — is the only one that cannot be fired, it makes him the only one who can organize the 25th Amendmenting of the Ol’ Pussy Grabber. Too bad God wants him to be president but not by knocking Trump out of office because that’s probably the only way he’ll ever be president. I wonder if that has ever occurred to him or Mother?
    Huzzah!
    Jack

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