Here We Go Again

(H/T Scissorhead D-Cap)

Get yer Clorox ready to chug because…

Trump to resume COVID-19 briefings

President Trump on Monday said he will resume giving regular coronavirus briefings this week, reviving a practice that is controversial among some aides as infections surge across the United States.

“I think it’s a great way to get information out to the public as to where we are with the vaccine, with the therapeutics, and generally speaking where we are,” Trump said. “So I think we’ll start that, probably starting tomorrow.”


“We had very successful briefings. I was doing them, and we had a lot of people watching. Record numbers watching,” he said. “In the history of cable television — television — there’s never been anything like it.”

I’m not saying he’s going to turn them into campaign rallies again, but HE TOTALLY IS GOING TO TURN THEM INTO CAMPAIGN RALLIES AGAIN.

Our failed political press needs to recall the last time. Record the damn things, fact check them, and if Lord Damp Nut says anything newsworthy, include it in a later broadcast. Covering these things live is aiding and abetting a mass killer.

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8 Responses to Here We Go Again

  1. He’s getting to be like a junkie whose regular dealers have all gotten snatched up and he can’t figure out where to get the next fix; a process that’s harder and harder the longer he goes without.

    His Hate Rallies are in covid jail, the protesters Violent Assault&Bible show can’t really be repeated, the Rose Garden Word Salad Shooter was completely unsatisfying, because the audience mostly sat there muttering “What the ever-loving FUCK is he talking about?” instead of roaring with ragegasm approval.

    Even Chris Wallace mocked him, to his face on Fox News.

    He dimly remembers people paid attention to him in the earlier ones, through the sweat and cramps and panic of the withdrawal.

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  2. sos says:

    Pro tip: Cut the Clorox with covfefe’ – “A hybrid”. Otherwise “It’s a little harsh”.


  3. Dennis Cole says:

    Ratings. If it ain’t the poll numbers, it’s the TV ratings. Psychopaths and their priorities, amirite?


  4. julesmomcat says:

    Oh, FUCK! I. Can. Hardly. Wait.


    • Richard Portman says:

      Oh jeez, maybe this time we can finally catch him. And if we do, it won’t be catch and release. Give him more rope.


  5. spotthedog says:

    What else should we expect from an attention whore.


  6. roket says:

    At this juncture, all the press is doing now is keeping track of the lies.


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