Genius!

Somewhere in his fetid orange brain, Lord Damp Nut is wondering —wondering!— if he’s being mocked.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)

 

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5 Responses to Genius!

  1. David L Keller says:

    Just Sharpie them out.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    I read a good one today – we can convince tRump he could retire as a winner, and not just that, but a Bigly, YUGE Winner! if he just follows a few simple steps:
    A:) Talking Points: The core of his first-term agenda consisted of of 6 big items – the Wall, tax cuts, deregulation, a crackdown on immigrants, new (albeit worthless, but his base won’t believe it,) trade deals, and repealing Obamacare. He “aced” the first 4, made some progress on the 5th, but couldn’t pull off the 6th. so, 4.5 outta six, carry the xero, times as many times as you can keep repeating it, and even louder for those in the back, and my maths show he’s a winner, at 90% success rate. (You keep your own maths to your own self.)
    B.) Bitch about the Virus, how it sabotaged his whole plan, how unfair it was, a CHINESE VIRUS that evil people snuck into this country to foil his 2nd term.
    C.) Keep returning to the Rose Garden, to make it look oh-so Official, just to make some simple pronouncements that can morph into a Campaign Rallye, so that when you DO decide (or your smartest aides do,) that it’s time, YOU DECLARE VICTORY! Tell everyone you accomplished 99% or hell, even a HUNDRED % of what you set out to do, but that you know in your gut you will just face more & more opposition, and that, “…apparently there are SO many Americans who not only don’t want to MAGA, but that they’re out to destroy it, and I know in my gut it won’t be an easy battle, so in order for America to come together, to heal our divisions, etc, etc I am retiring, and appointing (Pence, Jr. Mintz, Jared, or even the First Shady) to run in my place.”

    He looks like a BIG winner, and whoever runs in his stead gets crowned Loser.

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  3. MDavis says:

    Somewhere in his fetid orange brain, Lord Damp Nut is wondering —wondering!— if he’s being mocked.

    Oh, please Tengrain. As if he’d read Rather’s twitter.

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