Grifters Gotta Grift (Mar-a-Lago Edition)

Trump, in the key of f-u.

We got yer corruption right here:

The crime that sent child molester Denny Hastert to prison wasn’t the molestation, it was “structuring,” which under the Bank Secrecy Act (BSA) is defined as:

  1. Structuring is the practice of conducting financial transactions in a specific pattern calculated to avoid the creation of certain records and reports required by the Bank Secrecy Act (BSA) and/or IRC 6050I, Returns relating to cash received in trade or business, etc. (Form 8300, Report of Cash Payments Over $10,000 Received in a Trade or Business)

Hysterically, The Trump Org (now run by Twizzler)  says that “the figure had to be broken into 43 separate payments, because Mar-a-Lago can’t handle credit card transactions of more than $10,000.” And I am the czar of all the Russias.

Just to join Merde-a-Lardo is $200,000 Ameros. They are not handing over bags of cash or writing a check. That is now how rich people work.

Look, it is pretty straight-forward: this is money laundering going directly into Lord Damp Nut’s pocket. You can bet this is exactly how the Russians have been doing it for years with Comrade Trump.

(H/T: Scissorhead Fran)

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11 Responses to Grifters Gotta Grift (Mar-a-Lago Edition)

  1. vincelamb says:

    Filed under “it’s not the crime, it’s the cover-up.”

    Liked by 3 people

    • Naah, this is still filed under “Yes this IS the goddamn crime!!!”

      Watch, the GOP will try to bust President Biden on the Emoluments Clause for taking his salary…“He’s using his gubmint position to enrich hisself!!!!”

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  2. laura says:

    I hope the look back may make up for the fuckery that has been this entire adminstration including every coffee boy press secretary senior advisor campaign worker makeup and hair stylist and Eric.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. beckymaenot says:

    Right out in the open, so you know, it can’t be a crime…

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Redhand says:

    The new AG (assuming the best) needs to file a GIGANTIC suit against this fuck to claw back ALL of Trump’s revenues flowing from the many breaches of the emoluments clauses. (This in addition to criminal charges).

    Liked by 2 people

  5. FELINE MAMA says:

    Speaker Pelosi? Hello? Making a list.?? Hello????
    Mr. Hoyer?????

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  6. Redhand says:

    Also, whenever I see that photo at the top I cringe. It has to be one of the worst examples of nouveau riche dogshit kitsch ever photographed. Not to mention that he looks like a complete asshole with that pose.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Bruce388 says:

      Give Lord Dampnut credit. He looks like an asshole in every photo. The crooked candles really class up this photo.

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      • Y’know, I never actually noticed the candles before. Now I cannot unsee them. it is absolutely the perfect example of the half-assed shitshow his entire life has been.

        It has, however always looked to me like one of those ‘family photos’ where they dress up in cheesy costumes at some amusement park or vegas.

        My brother has one with he and his wife done up as Old-timey western bandits. I would not vote for him to be president, either….


  7. Scottie says:

    Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:

    Hello TG. How does someone as corrupt, openly criminal, and being so well known to be associated with both the US mobs and the Russian mob become president of the US? Hugs


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