OK Gov. Stitt In The News

Oklahoma’s Republican Gov. Kevin Stitt proudly (and un-maskedly, which is too a word!) attended Prznint Stupid’s Super-Spreader rally in Tulsa. Yesterday he proudly announced that he has COVID-19.

Stitt (pronounced “stitt”) says he couldn’t have gotten the Trump-Virus at the rally in Tulas (Thanks, Twizzler!), because, uh, reasons. Scientific fact!

Stitt has resisted a statewide mask order, and after testing positive said that he’s still “not thinking about a mask mandate at all.”

We turn now to local news:

UPDATE: KFOR reported earlier today that Gov. Kevin Stitt announced that he tested positive for COVID-19. Since that report, community members have notified KFOR that Stitt was recently seen in public not wearing a face mask or face covering.

One viewer sent KFOR a photo of Stitt recently out in public without a mask on.

He went to Walmart, which as of next Monday, is FINALLY requiring everyone to wear a mask. (The irony of the Invisible Hand of the marketplace is doing more than our alleged democracy to save us from the Trump Virus is not lost on me.)

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9 Responses to OK Gov. Stitt In The News

  1. beckymaenot says:

    Our Trumpy Gov here in Georgduh (you know- they guy who STOLE the election from Stacy Abrams) has banned cities and counties from requiring masks. Kemp has declared that no-one can make you wear a mask- but, he weakly adds, you should. And if you do, maybe we will have football this season. I shit you not- from CBS news “The Republican governor has instead been trying to encourage voluntary mask wearing, including telling fans that reduced infections from mask-wearing would make college football season possible”.

    While I have always been aware that we are all gonna die some day- I really fucking resent the fact that these Trumpian Assholes are doing everything they can to make that day sooner rather than later.

    Fuck these people.

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    • Karla says:

      I think your Gov is competing with my state’s Gov (DuhSantis) to see who can raise the per capita death toll the highest. We’ll win in outright numbers but see about the PerCap.
      [of course, don’t forget that (according to MHSG there are many Per Capitas)]

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      • beckymaenot says:

        I see what you did there with the Guhvs name. Nicely done. Call out these dumb shites where they live…

        Speaking of Floriduh- by way of Miss Cellania’s blog:

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  2. Infidel753 says:

    he couldn’t have gotten the Trump-Virus at the rally in Tulas

    Bullstitt.

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    • MDavis says:

      Everyone got their calendars? Remember that 5 days to 2-weeks window?
      Jeez Louise, this is starting to remind me of high school in the girls locker room.

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  3. sos says:

    I heard* that Stitt got the intestinal COVID variety.
    Yeah, StittShitz.

    *didn’t hear this

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  4. roket says:

    I double-dog dare the republican caucus to invite Stitt (pronounced shit-for-brains) to one of their maskless meetings in the basement of Comet Ping Pong.

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