Guys I’m old enough to remember that moment during the lead-up to Bush’s invasion of Iraq it was not uncommon to see the Hell Mice of the 101st Keyboards demand that all thing French be removed from the culture (FREEDOM FRIES!!1!) or from the shelves or poured down the drains, you know, to PWN THE CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS FOR NOT SUPPORTING CHIMPY MCSTAGGER’S GREAT ADVENTURE!!1!

Don’t be that person. (I’m already seeing people on the innernets doing stunts like Republicans did, pouring stuff into the sewers and whatnot.)

Now I’m not saying boycotting Goya products is a bad thing, but I am saying we are in Trump’s Great Depression (new jobless claims are out tomorrow) and food insecurity is a real thing. Even if you are as mad as hell at Goya, consider that that can of beans could be donated to your local food bank to help someone else. You might need it, in fact, and there is no shame in feeding your family and yourself.

Sure, buy a different brand from here on out, but don’t risk your own health to PWN THE WINGNUTS.

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9 Responses to #Goyaway

  1. sos says:


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  2. Absolutely! Besides at least with their canned beans, the store brand’s always cheaper, anyway.

    All I can say is that the CEO of La Costeña had better not come out as a Trumpie or there will be WORDS and ACTIONS! (and a search for a better brand of chiles. I’d be lost without my jar of diced chipotles…mmm chipotles…)

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I was just telling one of my coworkers yesterday that it is pretty silly to throw out a product you’ve already paid for. The company already has your money.
    And once again, purely by chance, I’m ahead of the curve. Since my favorite Aussie football team is sponsored by Mission Foods I have been buying Mission over Goya for several years now.

    Yes, I realize that there’s probably little or no financial connection between Mission Foods in the US and Mission Foods in Oz, but I guess I’m just one of the sheep.


  4. Also, in general only conservatives have historically been dumb enough to boycott stuff they’ve already bought. I cannot think of any liberal equivalent of the snowflakes smashing their Chicks records, their Keurig “coffee” makers, shooting their Yeti Coolers, or burning their Nikes (and that one guy who set his feet on fire…ROFLMAO).

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  5. AMEN!!!!!!! Wait, can I say that here? Seriously, no food waste.

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    • tengrain says:

      Of course you can say AMEN! here.

      My lack of faith (“Kleenix,” yadda yadda yadda) is not in opposition to anything. I just hate having others foist their beliefs on me.



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  6. spotthedog says:

    Dear Ms. Ivanka, I’ve taken your advice and started a new career in the recycling industry, collecting empty cans, may I please have that one after you and Mr. Jared have eaten the beans? Thank you.

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  7. osirisopto says:

    She found a job she’s qualified for that doesn’t require knee pads.

    Way to go with your “find something else” initiative, Inkadinka.

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