About Last Night…

Nation Mourns As Kate McKinnon retires her portrayal of Jeff Sessions

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III has some indigestion

There’s probably a lot of chin-stroking and pontificating going on at serious-thinking blogs, but MPS is not that blog.

The only election results —that were really, strangely enjoyable to watch— was seeing that old Alabama racist get his lily-white ass handed to him by an opponent from Potato City, former Mississippi/Auburn/Texas Tech/Cincinnati/anywhere-but-Bama football coach Tommy Tuberville.

Alabama Republicans have gone from nominating Judge Roy Moore (a child molester) to nominating Tommy Tuberville (an embezzler), and we maintain that Sen. Doug Jones remains the luckiest summabitch in Alabama politics.

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6 Responses to About Last Night…

  1. pwarten says:

    Tuberville as a coach gave a player caught raping a 15-year-old a one-game suspension. 😡

    We have all seen bad coaches who allow bad behavior under the excuse of “we must show leniency to these young men”, but for God’s sake rape shouldn’t be treated the same as skipping a class.

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  2. donnah says:

    Another Confederate monument falls! Good riddance, Sessions, you ass-kissing little racist!

    I know that folks will be worried that Tuberville will beat a Democrat in the election, but he was supported by Trump, which hopefully will be a detractor instead of a bonus. Mark of the devil and all that. Also, there’s time to dig up some extra dirt on him, just to be sure.

    Kiss mah grits, Jeff!

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    • Best comment I’ve seen so far “Crimson Tide fans…time to take revenge!” (Tommy “one-game-suspension for rapists” Tuberville was coach at Auburn, an in-state rival…)

      I hope he lashes himself tightly to the SS Trumptanic….

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Back to the Keebler Tree for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    “Welllllll, we somewhat expected the unexpected, but this was certainly not what we expected.”

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  5. sos says:

    The shorter and racister they are, the more hee-haw-hilarious the fall!!

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