Pop Quiz!

(stolen from Twitter)

Guys it is a well-known fact that Prznint Stupid wants his own teevee show back, and in fact, he may be looking to buy a network, Onan (or whatevs it is called)!

And this leads us to the question: what would his programming be?

Scissorhead D-Cap says it would be an all-game show network, and yeah, this is probably right. And as Lord Damp Nut likes to hire his family and loyalists, it makes sense that they would be hosts of assorted shows.

So, for a quarter of ⅓ of a point going towards your summer-session final test, give us the name of a show and which Trump (or trump wanna-be) hosts it.

D-Cap has a few suggestions:

  • “What’s My Lie?” hosted by that known medical expert Chuck Wollery
  • “To Tell The UnTruth” hosted Kellyanne Conway
  • “The $20,000 Pyramid Scheme” hosted by Larry Kodlow
  • “Concentration Camp” hosted by Stephen Miller
  • “Queen for a Day” – hosted by a mysterious senator from a certain southern state – who will also host “I’ve Got A Secret”
  • “Virus Village” – hosted by the bestest governor Ron DeSantis
  • “Let Make the Art of the Deal” – hosted by Eric, Jr and Tiffany
  • “Wheel of Suffering” – hosted by any American
  • “The $1.98 Beauty Show” hosted by Ivanka
  • “Body Language: Kidney Edition” hosted by Melania
  • “Family Feud” hosted by Marla Maples and Stormy Daniels

#2 pencils only, in the comments!

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16 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Lsamsa says:

    “Lawyers say the Darndest Things” hosted by Rudy Giuliani

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  2. osirisopto says:

    Onanist Nights co-hosted by Ivanka and Melania. With special guest appearances by kali mcennany to do the “dirty work.”

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Mary says:

    “The Amazing Racebaiter“ hosted by any of them

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    “Slurvivor;” who can tolerate the meanest, most vile tRump tweets aimed directly at them. Contestants will consist of members of the Press, the Dim House majority, and any of his political and/or business “enemies.”

    Last person left wins an overnight stay at Merde-a-Lardo, chocolate cake, and TWO scoops of ice cream.

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    You Bet Your Knife hosted by Bennie the Blade
    Are You Smarter Than a Trump Supporter? hosted by Betsy DeVos (Cancelled after two months because the contestants keep winning too much money)
    The Price is Far Right hosted by Wilbur Ross
    Let’s Make a Steal hosted by Scott Pruitt
    Who Wants to Owe a Millionaire? Hosted by Mick Mulvaney
    Where in the World is Paying Michael Sandiego? with Michael Flynn portraying the globetrotting title character.

    Liked by 5 people

  6. Infidel753 says:

    Stormy Daniels should have a show on Bonsai Mushroom Gardening.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. FELINE MAMA says:

    “The Bigliest Loser” hosted by former potus AND Huge Loser, Donnie the Fat Basterd.

    Liked by 3 people

  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    “Family Feud,” hosted by Mary Trump
    “Truth or No Consequences,” with Roger Stone
    “Who Wants To Be a Fake Millionaire” produced by Vlad Putin

    Liked by 3 people

    • beckymaenot says:

      Hey Buttermilk- I nominate Dolt 45 to host “fake millionaire”- he’s got experience pretending to be richer than he is…

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  9. Sir Nigel says:

    “The Botchelor” hosted by Jar-Jar.

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  10. moeman says:

    Whats my line? – Blindfolded djtjr snorts off of a mystery guest
    Sale of the century – Available only in Russian
    Password – Guess who the leakers are
    The Joker’s Wild – Roger Stone fucks with lawyers in a pool of shit
    The Gong Show – Rose Garden speech improvisation
    Let’s Make a Deal – Hooker or Whore ?
    Queen for a Day – Help Ivanka choose an outfit

    Liked by 3 people

  11. roket says:

    Shell Game – Featuring Chapter 11 and the Venture Capitalists.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. Grift Connection hosted by Chuck Woolery

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  13. beckymaenot says:

    We Are All In Jeopardy- hosted by Brett “Kegger” Kavanaugh
    The Misery Index- hosted by Melanoma
    RuPaul Manafort’s Drag Race To The Bottom- hosted by Paul Manafort and Lady G
    Wheel of Misfortune- hosted by Jared
    You Bet Your Life- hosted by Mike Pompeo
    Weakest Link- Junior Mints

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  14. MDavis says:

    A twist on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”, where the host rotates and the guest is always trump. He loses repeatedly, of course, but he really wants to be a real millionaire so he’s the fixture as a guest.

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