Trump Announces White Flight to Floriduh!

So this happened yesterday:

And that’s gonna leave a mark for our racist-in-chief. How do I know?

Hair Füror on  Thumbhead’s  interview last night:

“All the merchants along Fifth Avenue are furious. … New York is not the place that it was. Everyone’s leaving — they’re moving to Florida.”

Sure they are, Biff.

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12 Responses to Trump Announces White Flight to Floriduh!

  1. Infidel753 says:

    Everyone’s leaving — they’re moving to Florida.

    Well, the coronaviruses are.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    It’s funny that the only time he speaks coherently is when he’s talking about himself.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Good, let all of the shitty people relocate. It makes the city better.

    Trump was always Florida Man deep down.

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  4. I’ve seen suggestions to rename that stretch of 5th to “President Barack Obama Avenue”

    Maybe THAT would give Orange Julius Caesar the massive stroke we so richly deserve…

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    WAIT!!! This is clearly a “HATE CRIME!” Out-and-out persecution of not just lily-white, rich assholes, but also everyone there, every poor, set-upon and put-down lowly merchant simply trying to hock his wares in an already hostile environment, and subject to the whims of the fickle IHOTFM. I’m sure (Low) Barr has instructed the DOJ to investigate this heinous assault on our senses and sensibilities, just as EVERY Intelligence Agency is probing the depths of this depraved act of vandalism.

    Now- howz about some tremendously good newz? Gary Larson and his “Far Side” are baaaack! https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff

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  6. spotthedog says:

    Preparing to rule the Confederacy in exile?

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  7. roket says:

    So the rich fled NY to FL. They also just so happened to have taken the virus with them to FL. Soon people will be leaving FL. Where will these people go? I’m pretty sure Germany, Denmark, Norway, and Sweden won’t let them in. I personally recommend trying Russia.

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  8. donnah says:

    Florida, it’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.

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  9. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Needs glow-in-the-dark paint.

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