Special Delivery For Possum Hollar

(Hat tip: Unindicted co-conspirator Scissorhead Osirisopto)

And the afternoon email thingie from Politico leads with this chickenshit move from brave, brave, Lord Damp Nut:

BREAKING … TRUMP CAMPAIGN SPOX TIM MURTAUGH: “The rally scheduled for Saturday in Portsmouth, New Hampshire has been postponed for safety reasons because of Tropical Storm Fay. It will be rescheduled and a new date will be announced soon.”

— THE FORECAST in Portsmouth on Saturday evening, via the Weather Channel: “Partly cloudy skies during the evening will give way to cloudy skies overnight. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. Low around 70F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.”

Just sayin’.

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16 Responses to Special Delivery For Possum Hollar

  1. quakerinabasement says:

    Please, Mr. President. No more winning. I’m tired of all the winning.


  2. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.

    Horros! Why Air Force One PotusHair One definitely not be able to withstand those gale-like winds!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. retiredeng says:

    He travels with his own shitstorm anyway.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. spotthedog says:

    Oh no, he’s aimed his Sharpie at New Hampshire! Alert FEMA!


  5. Bruce388 says:

    The rally was postponed, leaving dozens of MAGAts disappointed.


  6. osirisopto says:

    Will the marks get a refund?



  7. roket says:

    So they finally figured out how to identify the fake reservations. The real Mike Hunt is probably pissed.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Dennis Cole says:

    RUMORS ABOUND!!! So many Secret Service Agents have contracted the Virus that there simply aren’t enough to form a contingent. No, that can’t be right – they’d press-gang some Fed prison guards into that duty who would leap at the opportunity, just like they did in Lafayette Sq. (Besides, I would cry if it were true. It’s not.)

    tRUMP HAS IT!!! He’s finally caught the Virus, and is being quarantined in the East Wing.
    (We can only hope.) Besides, as well – I’ve seen accounts of everyone from Ivanka & Jr Mintz falling ill with it, but also, well………….everyone in the WH is dying from it, but they can’t let us know, or we’ll all panic.

    We can only hope.


  9. osirisopto says:

    Yes, but on Saturday in Portsmouth the humidity will like 80%

    That’s hell on a hairdo.

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  10. Richard Portman says:

    I know these people. They won’t change. If it was my dog Bucky, I’d say give him a break, in Dog Years he was already 80 years old! Before he got run over by the garbage truck and got killed.
    Bucky was a dog. No politics, no opinion about that shit. But he would defend us from this, as best he could. That dog could tell lies. He would have hated this monster. Probably try to take him down.


  11. glitterbug says:

    Fay dumped buckets of rain on South Jersey all day yesterday. It was wild.


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